PUA: "me? impress you? why would I need to do that?"

btw you forgot to answer a test before that


Shit Test:"you are a loser", "you are a jerk", etc.

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"Never be afraid to try something new. Always remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic"

PUA: and you LOVE ME for it

Shit test: Are you coming on to me?

ok im sorry but i have to answer this shit test.

PUA: Only cuz u were coming on to me.

What if you are opening or in the middle of a convo and you say something C&F, witty, a line, whatever it is, and the girl goes, "Uhhh, OK", with sorta a smile or confused look like "uhhh ok weird" and then silence.

Do you know how to counter this phrase, it comes up alot more than it's credited for.

I accidently managed an answer to that one a while ago, im not sure if itd be classed as a shit test though.

just try saying "Oh sorry, i thought you spoke english!" and then make to walk away, the girl will interject to tell you she does in fact speak english, and ask what made you think she couldnt, you then do a little imitation of her going UHH OK, with a slight foreign accent, if you do it right it'll be funny, and youl instantly have built up a repartee.
Dont be too agressive when you do it because you'll just seem like a jerk.You can then move on and tell her how, its okay, not everyone can be as effusively erudite as yourself, then joke and say you have no idea what you just said meant. If for the rest of the evening she tries anything at all mean, just reply with the little imitation of her again.

(when i did this i was in france, and i genuinely though the girl couldnt speak any english! Turns out it works just as well elsewhere, provided what the girl said was monosyllabic enough)

Reply: Do you honestly think someone like me would have to buy sex?

Debatable Shit Test: Do you love me? (I see this as a shit test because it's definitely meant to see your reaction and gauge your response. I feel that you can't succeed if you just say something like yes or no)

plus, I really only posted just cause I wanted to see this thread revived again. I want some of the real PUA's to help us with this thread again, it can really teach people a lot, especially how to be light on their feet because women can ask some crazy things and try and knock you off guard

^^^That is the greatest response of all time!!!

AWSOME thread!!!

Shit test: "you are so gay"

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"Never be afraid to try something new. Always remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic"

"ha! you wish i was gay, that way you can stop wanting me so bad"

or "you wish i was gay so you wouldn't be so attracted to me"

just a bit.. but.. don't get any ideas! you won't convert me.

SHIT TEST: "you should stop hitting on me!" (cf)

Shit test:

Me: (talkin about something blah blah)
HB: "Ummm ok". (in an insecure way)
Me: _____________________________?

SHIT TEST: "you should stop hitting on me!" (cf)

ans: But i thought you were the one hitting on me!

Shit test: do you always stare at a girls breats when she thinks your not looking?

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--Brad

ans: "no, just yours cause you have one that hangs lower than the other"

i'm trying to find a funnier reply... but it's taking too long, anyone wanna fill in?


Shit test : *she catches you looking at her breast* My eyes are up here!

ans: i know, i know, but i swear to god i have that SAME shirt at home. (point at her shirt, but a part near her tits)

shit-test: wow. can you fit anymore gel in your hair?

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--Brad

Answer: My brother works in a hair gel factory. Because of my excessive use of hair gel, I'm sending his kids to college. (Sidenote: Who the hell uses gel anymore?)


Shit test: Are you here alone? (when in fact you are)