I would much rather be out finding some hottie to "help me" than sitting in front of some lame-ass porn with a bottle of lotion.

This is aguably [sic] the dumbest shit i have ever read.
"Guys who ejaculate often (daily basis and such) are subject to having lower and lower levels of testosterone every time until they become extremely depleted and have a difficult time thinking or multi-tasking."
This is saying that a man need large amounts of testosterone to think correctly? Ridiculous! Women arent retarded without testosterone. And it also says that it reverts you into caveman thinking when you DO masturbate all the time...Perposterous [sic] ! If anything, a man thinks about sex and hunger more when the testosterone levels are peaking. A man will have less patience and therefore logic is given less consideration. Caveman thinking is directly related to high amounts of testosterone! Do you think cavemen were wankin it on a daily basis? This person contradicts himself and clearly made this shit up in between jacking off and wrote this to console his own guilt. There are several studies that say testosterone levels are not depleted after ejaculation. Furthermore, there is no correlation to ejaculation and primary brain performance. If anything, like Mystery said, it affects your motivation to get laid when you can get nearly the same relese [sic] from chokin it. Boooooo! Boo I say to the person who wrote that abomination of truth.

you use lotion? wow...i tend to just use my tears of loneliness as lubrication.

The state you get in if you dont wack off is like being doing drugs minus the side affects.

Endocrine effects of masturbation in men
K Purvis, BM Landgren, Z Cekan, and E Diczfalusy



The levels of pregnenolone, dehydroepiandrosterone (DHA), androstenedione, testosterone, dihydrotestosterone (DHT), oestrone, oestradiol, cortisol and luteinizing hormone (LH) were measured in the peripheral plasma of a group of young, apparently healthy males before and after masturbation. The same steroids were also determined in a control study, in which the psychological antipation of masturbation was encouraged, but the physical act was not carried out. The plasma levels of all steroids were significantly increased after masturbation, whereas steroid levels remained unchanged in the control study. The most marked changes after masturbation were observed in pregnenolone and DHA levels. No alterations were observed in the plasma levels of LH. Both before and after masturbation plasma levels of testosterone were significantly correlated to those of DHT and oestradiol, but not to those of the other steroids studied. On the other hand, cortisol levels were significantly correlated to those of pregnenolone, DHA, androstenedione and oestrone. In the same subjects, the levels of pregnenolone, DHA, androstenedione, testosterone and DHT, androstenedione and oestrone. In the same subjects, the levels of pregnenolone, DHA, androstenedione, testosterone and DHT in seminal plasma were also estimated; they were all significantly correlated to the levels of the corresponding steroid in the systemic blood withdrawn both before and after masturbation. As a practical consequence, the results indicate that whenever both blood and semen are analysed, blood sampling must precede semen collection.

In the same subjects, the levels of pregnenolone, DHA, androstenedione, testosterone and DHT, androstenedione and oestrone. In the same subjects, the levels of pregnenolone, DHA, androstenedione, testosterone and DHT in seminal plasma were also estimated;

after cutting back on masturbation you can really accomplish more. it helped me concentrate more on my studying, working out and (most importantly) SARGING!