So.. I was at a wedding. And at the after party I was talking to a gorgous blonde girl probly an 8.5 and we were talking and almost as if it was a shit test she said "I have a kid". She could not have been 23 years old. She was HOTT and the comment totally through me off and she could sense it. anyway. she lost interest and quickly moved on. I think she left the party actually so it was bad timing anyway.

But does anyone know routines for this?
Looking back it is obvious that I should have started talking to her about her child but since I was caught off gaurd i simply said "oh" or something of the sort. and then her and her friend said something to the extent " well im married. sort of. but im not really married.

and I said. " you are married but you are not?"

they quickly lost interest. I was a little tipsy so its hard to remember exacts..

i totally failed the test. But with everyones help I think i can be ready for this next time. any ideas?

Be interested in her child for a moment. Ask oh yeah, how old, boy or girl. Oh thats cool I have a niece or nephew of that age, kids make me laugh with their antics (story here). Talk for a few minutes about kids, and then change the subject back to something else.

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I watched my wing get hit with this same shit test, and he passed with flying colors.

he locked eyes, and said "i love kids" really serious like.

then pause for a second. then smiles, and back to a relaxed frame. and asks something about the kid. name, age, yadayada


worked like gold for him, hope it helps.

yes tell her you love kids

its not a shit test, its real!!!

if you act like you know nothing about children and dont care about it or just unable to talk about, she sees it as socially unintelligent

ive had this happen to me a bunch and my style has never failed..

hey how you doing bla bla bla


her oh im good im fixing supper for my kid/kids

me oh you have kids?

her yes

me awww how many?


her bla bla bla

me awww how old?

her bla bla bla

me awww depending on what age she has given a 2 yr old always gets the i bet you got your hands full with him/her

her hahaha yea

me whats there names

her bla bla bla

me right on...

her so you dont have a problem with me having kids?

me no...i think your cool shit and hot as hell..the kids are just a bonus...


its lame but hey it works they think im the sweetest guy ever and i roll from there....

Here's my response, it's actually true... but in the interest of sharing, feel free to use it.... the HB responses posted here tend to come out the same... almost every time, it kills me!

HB "I have a kid"

PBS "I've actually been present at a birth" pause "not my child..."

HB "Wha??"

PBS "Yeah, an ex girlfriends housemate got knocked up by some asshole who disappeared... we were all pretty close.. no not THAT close you saucy girl, but you know... close, so I was the surrogate birthing partner, went to classes and everything" (if you need filler/detail... there were video sessions on different birthing techniques, the breathing classes actually were pretty short / classes full of awkward looking husbands that didnt want to be there and I embarrassed Christine by admitting i wasn't the father)

HB "Wow, cool"

PBS "Yeah it was cool... messy, but cool... err, not for Christine however.. she called the doctor a F@&king B@%&ARD... I stayed at the hand squeezing end I can tell you... just out of the firing line mind you, Christines a big girl and packs a mean left hook"

HB *laughs* at this point, escalate the kino if appropriate

*heres the killer punchline - again, all true!*
PBS 'actually, it was one of the coolest things i've ever seen.. i didnt know whether to laugh or cry.. in the end, I didnt have much choice'

If she bugs you to admit you cried... do a coy act, then act all tough.. then admit you did... dynamite.

Tried and tested so many times I've lost count...

Enjoy,
PBS

As it happens with this topic, i was talking to this HB probs about a 9, I told her im running short on time because i had to take my friends home, then i ran some routines, She mentioned that she had a daughter at 15 months blah blah blah. I told her that I also have a daughter at 15 months, she instantly got more attracted to me about this as her being a single mother and me being seperated. So i number closed her, gave her a kiss on the cheek then i went. This actually happened last night.

My best routine for a girl that has a kid is "goodbye"

That's cold! Hahaha...

Just remember, you know single mothers put out, and you know they've got some insecurities already... so you can calibrate a little easier... They also tend to be much cooler about casual relations, because they want to be sure before they introduce the kid to anyone.

Sure there's the odd desperate/clingy one, but most are under-macked because most guys fail the shit test.

As Rod Tidwell said, "you can't shoplift the pooty."

A single mother is a sacred thing...if its the read deal. Fun finding out though if it is a shit test.

I ran into a woman who mustve been close to 36 the other day, her name was Lucretia and she grew up in Brooklyn. The most beautiful Italian blonde I've seen in a long time. We were gaming her and she finally came out with "I'm currently a mother of 3"

I just took it calmly, then looked at her, said you know what with a body like that God bless you, and if you ever need a babysitter, hit me up.

Then they left, and I proceeded to faint into my chair.

I still ahve not gotten over this.

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just demonstrate how good with kids you are. pull out your wallet which should have a few pictures of you and a kid in smilin n havin fun. talk about how fun you find them and how well you can connect with them. say that youd like to have your own someday.
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Nice question, I've failed this "shit test" at least once or twice myself. The truth is, I'm not good with kids at all, and a woman with kids is a turn-off for me. Still, they are a bit of an untapped market...well not literally!

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