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JvL
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This one is cheesy, but it worked.

You: Hey how much does a polar bear weigh?

Her: I dunno/ guesses the weight.

You: Enough to break the ice!

Her: Laughs

Then introduce yourself and take it from there.
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(opinion opener) I'm trying to play the most diabolical prank EVER on my best friend, got any ideas?
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strictly to Billie , a chink in the room crowded with man
you remind me of someone.
the chick had a whole theory about how man in general are pigs, how their stories aren't true and full of bullshit , but the funny thing was , the girl was a freaking nymphomaniac!
and her comment on the PUA's theories and concepts was the same as yours.
But I don't buy that. Just as I don't listen to women telling me what to do!
To the rest of the people here:
the real communication is really beyond the words, you can repeat the craziest shit to a girl , but if you do the everything else right, it really doesn't matter. Using the right Body language , knowing how to enjoy women company, knowing how to wake up the curiosity and sensual lust in women is pretty much enough to make you good with women.
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Hey guys, what do you prefer - chinese or indian?
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Hey guys, came up with a field tested opener,

Approached a three set, hb 7's and opened with the following,

Me; Guys, quick question, gotta get back to the group, cats or dogs??

hb; haha, what?!

me; well you see my friends and i have been having a debate, whats better, a cat or dog?? then when your target is about to answer, butt in and say, ; like dont you just hate it the way cats stare and think they are much better than you!?! with a smile on your face of course!!! added with dhv's, neggs etc, i got a number and kiss close.

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This one is cheesy, but it worked.

You: Hey how much does a polar bear weigh?

Her: I dunno/ guesses the weight.

You: Enough to break the ice!

Her: Laughs

Then introduce yourself and take it from there.

This is a classic opener, use this regularly along with some of the opinion openers. Gets a good reaction from the whole group as well, great if you follow it up with more short puns.

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awesome post guys.




i used one with pretty good success at a strip club last weekend

(C&F) "I haven't hit on you yet, have I?"

HB: haha, No.

PUA: Well then.. (some cheesy opener)

then roll into a routine.
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just so you guys know, im a chick, and i watch this show. women are on to you. and women think this whole concept is lame. women also think that mystery and his wingmen are ugly tryhard fags.

good luck to any of you men who use the canned openers etc. in most cases, chicks will just look at you oddly, laugh uncomfortably and walk away shaking their heads thinking that you're weird, even if they dont know that you're using someone else's material. if you've got it, you've got it. if you don't, you don't. you learn it by being social, not by reading/watching a manual. if you wanna PU, practice by yourself and dont try so hard to follow this loser's instructions and guide.

also, i am not in america. this show is going global, women all over the world understand this 'game' and believe me, you guys are getting played right back. enjoy and good luck to you all.

This is soooo fuckin shit that I can't believe! :mrgreen:

Back to the openers:

If you were ice cream in Mc'Donalds they would call you McSweet!
Have we met before?Or I was just dreaming...
I saw you lookin at me...You just want to use me.Why women think that I'm just a sex machine?I have a heart 2!

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Chris Badass
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Now who's pathetic enough to just go through the whole process of registering to this forum just to slam guys? I guess a person with no life I hope they get over themselves. SO SAD 8) This is directed to all the females that go to this site just to hate on us. Sorry, this is totally off topic but I felt it needed to be addressed.
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"What is the worst pick up line you have ever heard?" "Do you think lines even work?" (this is funny because you are almost doing the exact the same thing)
"How many times have you been approached tonight?"
Her: none so far/#
If she/group says none, you can either say "wow it sucks that you girls arent doing too well, is there something wrong with you?"
or "are we in a gay club or something?"
Even if she says a number like 4 or something you can say "oh so where are they then?" then u can bring in the worst pick up line opener and ask her for her opinion on what she thinks is a good way to approach a girl.
You can also open by saying
"How come girls never approach guys, you women put way too much pressure on us!"
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Laevus
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Start off by asking if she's interested in guys with no money... If she says no, grill her for being a shallow gold-digger, if yes, tell her she should raise her standards. Open ended with plenty of opportunities to neg... And it sounds self-deprecating, but you never really have to refer to yourself.
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Need your opinion on this one guys... :

Hey wanna kiss or do you wanna stay a frog forever?

Maybe too insulting, but I guess it could work at a HB? Never tried it yet, I'm just getting started...
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" do you guys know what guido dancing is?"
I live in colorado so no one around here knows what that is, ppl from the east coast would be disgusted if i asked them that question, but here it works well and gives me a lot of HV because it shows that I go to clubs, and they becaome very interested and want to know more
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Are you looking for a gift for someone?

If yes: I thought so, you look as lost as I am right now.

If No: Oh, I just thought so because you look as lost as I am right now.

At that point you can tell her how you're searching for a gift for you sister/cousin/platonic friend if she has any recommendations, maybe mention that you want to get a book if she looks like the reading type or mention a handbag if she looks like the bimbo type and build from there.
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Sans
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An easy way to open a daygame is actually to just ask for the way to somewhere, most girls will answer in a nice way, and you can take it from there, but you have to be fast to ask something new after that because they'll probably think you just need your way to somewhere, not picking her up, so:

PUA: hi, do you know the way to *WHATEVER*

HB: Yes, it's just down the corner around here, blahblahblah.

PUA: can i ask you another question?

and so on, it's very easy and non threathening;)
can i get a feedback on this opener?


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