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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:20 pm 
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People can be interested in whatever the want to be, relating to gender. I want straight vagina. People are so sensitive in that If I say i'm seeking a biological female - people think i'm being a d!ck. What would be the best approach in writing that I only want a biological female, and dont wan my time wasted on something that isnt what im looking for.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:07 pm 
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Be yourself. "What you don't like sex? You've obviously been having it with the wrong guy, then".

Be cocky like you're doing but don't be afraid to poke fun at yourself. Remember the classic acronym "Cocky and Funny". My favorite when I got overboard with the "cocky" is something like: "Shit! Laugh - I'm laughing my ass off right now cuz I'm one stubborn SOB and just crack myself up. Perhaps I'm just that easily amused. But at least I dont yell at little kids for walking across my lawn. Haha!"

When saying "cocky and funny" the best example of doing it right is Dean Winchester on Supernatural. "Okay - Im gonna kick your ass first. Then I'm gonna kick his ass next, then that big dude's ass" As he's getting the shit kicked out of him.


" Hey, I like vagina! Men don't know how to dress, cannot carry on a conversation without wanting to get into my pants, and are just FUGLY. If I were a woman I'd be so gay. :-( "

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:14 pm 
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Hi, not long ago I was trying to find sex on a dating site, I was in video chat. But I was constrained, I could not talk normally. In the end, nothing happened.
I started looking for a solution to the problem on the forums, one guy said look here , someone might like it. I tried and I was tightened. I learned a lot of new tricks in sex. I like this service))
WTF, promoting escort websites!!! are there any moderators left or has the forum changed since I last been active?

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