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Methuselah
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Is your vagina leaking? Or are you just happy to see me?

Been slapped for saying it before, the same chick hooked up with me 10 minutes later too.

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HAHAHAHAHA

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Nice post Romeo.
With my negs i always use lines such as:
-Little one
- Your just like my little sister/cousin/niece
- When shes running late "your so confused and disorganised, im not sure im even attracted to you anymore, i jus feel i really need to help you" lol i love that one

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Give her stars every time she does something good and take off a star everytime she does something bad.

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One of my favourites is when they mess something up/say something dumb/etc.

Me: 'Haha wow! No offense, but that's probably the dumbest thing I have heard all day!'

When they are fishing for compliments, it's so easy to neg. Eg:
HB: Aww, these shoes look so retarded!
PUA: Haha, pretty much, yeah.

HB: My hair looks so shit today!
PUA: Mmm, it made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

When I was a kid I was a cheeky little shit, so I've got the playful cheeky smile down. It eliminates any harshness from a neg.

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Mihail
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* Whenever you guys are out to eat, order one big thing and one small thing (Specially drinks or starbucks)

Walk up to her or sit with her, and make it seem like you're giving her the big one, then cross your arm so you end up drinking the big one; like when your arms and her arms are crossed (Get it?) This is very cocky & funny, and great way to kino.

i dont get it :?: :!:
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xxIcexx
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this is a good post, didnt even know it existed

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During Convo:

Me: what star sign are you?
HB: *****, why?
Me: well I was reading them on the train today, I think I remember what yours said
HB: yea? what?
Me: that you're a spastic, is that right?
HB: OI!


Me: Have you ever had a face massage?
HB: no...
Me: it's really nice look...

Place your hands on the side of her face...start rotating softly...then squeeze her cheeks to make her look stupid
Me: HA! Can't believe you fell for that, you look like a monkey! that's your nickname from now on....


Me: you any good at thumbwars?
HB: errr/yea/no/i'm gonna kick your arse
Me: alright kl, ONE TWO THREE FOUR I DECLARE A THUMB WAR. bow to the king...(Bend your thumb down...make her copy you)...kiss the queen...(touch thumbs)...blowjob...(move your thumb to the middle of her thumb pretending it's a BJ)...blowjob...(she does it back to you).



Me: I bet you have a well manly hand shake
HB: What?! Omg/why?!
Me: alright fine, let's see
(as you move your hand out, curl your middle finger intowards your palm...)
WHILST SHAKING
Me:sorry about the growth
HB: eurgh!! hahaha
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Is your vagina leaking? Or are you just happy to see me?

LMFAO!!!! :lol:


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This happened just a few days ago, maybe not the best ever because wasn't aimed at the target, but still dam bloody good.

HB: so your appointment is at 12.40

Moz: and who will the appointment be with?

HB: its a D. Simmonds, D for dog.

Moz: yeah she is a dog!

HB: haha oh so you know her then.

Moz: yeah i know her

HB: you'll be nice to her wont you

Moz: im always nice, so...


Another

HB: i'll be the one directing all the traffic, as they come in

Moz: oh so there's gonna be alot of accidents then.

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LApussyHUNTER
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excellent post...I'm cracking up just reading them.
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Clancey
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i really have to learn to use cocky+funny in moderation. the other day i think i bordered on asshole lol.
I've crossed that line a couple of times too. I'm pretty C&F naturally and I think I've been turning it up too much!
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if she is short, and you are making plans to go out and eat, say,
"sounds good, ill get you the kids menu"

another fun one, if you are sitting somewhere together: ask to borrow her phone, then use it to text yours. <insert text such as "omg your so hot">
hand her back her phone. then a few minutes later show her the text and be like when did you send this?

Also if you are in mid conversation, slip your hand in your pocket and call her cell. when she realizes its you calling shell laugh

then say: "what, you thought that someone actually wanted to call you?"
:wink:
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If she has hella spots in her face.

YOU:(stare at her face for the longest time)
HB: what are you doing
YOU:connecting the dots( smile)
HB:(she will probably hit you)
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bltjosh
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If she has hella spots in her face.

YOU:(stare at her face for the longest time)
HB: what are you doing
YOU:connecting the dots( smile)
HB:(she will probably hit you)

hmm. lol id have to see it work to belive it. seems like theyd just get mad.
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