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So there was a group of guys and girls. I just go in without introducing myself or anything. I grab the girl I want by her arm gently to whisper something in her ear. I whispered in a calm, slow voice, "You're cute, what would you do if I fucked you." Then immediately she pulled back and said, "Oh my god you're a pervert!" Then she told everyone else what I said. All the guys right away tried to cock block me. Anyways, I kept staying there asking her what her name was and all. She kept saying she's never going to tell me and blah blah. I'm a pretty big guy whose jacked and all, she was definitely checking me out during an awkward silence. Then she said, "..You probably take steroids, your not hot at all." At that moment I knew she was already attracted. Anyways, she then started to joke about my dick size and saying things like she needs a microscope to see it and whatnot. I take this as a sign that she's already thinking about my dick. I said, "Since you're thinking about my dick, I don't really know how long it is. It depends on how horny I am." Right away she went into denial.
Soon, I left the group. Her and her other cute friend then came after ME. Her friend said, "That was so rude and disrespectful." I said, "I was just being honest, she turns me on. It's all her fault." They were both hiding smirks, I was just being chill and smiling my ass off. At the same time I'd get close to both of them and they'd try to run away like squirrels. I grab the chick I liked by her hand and pulled her in. She wanted to pull back to keep playing it off so it doesn't look like she likes me and then she relaxed. I got close to her with my head right next to hers over her shoulder and I said in a quiet voice, "It was a pleasure meeting you, you're pretty darn cute." Then I walked off.
They stood there with their mouths open like "What the hell? WHO is that guy?" They tried to bait me into breaking rapport so many times but I never argued back, fought, used sarcasm, or anything. I was staying all genuine and nice.
They said some very cruel things. The things were so cruel that you just couldn't get worked up over it, it's all a big joke. All the other guys were still standing there still trying to figure out what just happened.
Yo mate!
Excellent job! Except for one thing: i go out every friday to the same bar for starters. Before i left, i would have said: friday, 8 pm, bar 'name of bar'. i either drink alone or take you home.
cheers