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Ciornia
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:57 pm 
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Okay, so I've never gotten laid before, and I have acne scars and no money, plus my self-esteem is really low, my breath reeks, and I haven't showered in, like, two months. Can you guys suggest a good opener that can get me sex with a supermodel five minutes after I meet her?
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does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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this is a joke right?

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adam emre
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i'm guessing its to make people read it and get them to think for themselves "wtf, thats impossible, its not that simple or easy"

i hope to god thats the aim of this
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Ciornia
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Update: no success with the supermodels. They must all be lesbians.
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Little Panda
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Start off by taking a shower.

... Unless your stench makes girls faint. In that case, you'll get them in bed easily.

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