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 Post subject: look what i did :D
PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:49 pm 
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i just turned a woman on big time 8)
just wanted to share that info with yall since everyone is only saying,, need help, losing confidence, need an opinion, help me
i just gotta say that its the most afc thing you can do :) asking for help, like hey you beta male, you should do this and then you will become just like me :)
thats as beta as beta can be :p
i just had to share that with yall
just keep trying :) and watch ur posture, thats the best advice you can get i guess

peace

oh and i really turned a woman on big time :p she masturbated me when i was driving my motorcycle and she was behind me, and :D i did my hand in her pants (behind me) while i was driving and it was all wet and i put my finger in her vagina (and i had a little wound on my finger, can i get std from this? im 100% sure i wasnt infected with any std before i put my hand in there if a nerd can help me with this please help :) its about my health and future females here, so it might concern you aswell ;)) anyway i fingered her too while drivng and when i watched over my shoulder i couldnt see her face cuz her helmet was all moist on the inside :D
bwahwahwahahwhawhaw
i was just laughing my ass off while driving, my hard on got away then too :p but it was funny as fuck
also she keeps asking me for real sex, just one time and she begs me for it i swear to god :D she even says i can do everything with her i want, even hitting her :? which i wouldnt do :? i dont even like sm :p
:)
peace yall, keep up the good work :)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:54 pm 
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That's a hell of a lot of smilies you got there. Did I just read that right? From my understanding of that post, you're saying that by simply watching your posture, a woman will magically appear on the back of your bike and start jacking you off.

Are you on drugs? Best advice you can get... my ass. You're gonna need to construct that a hell of a lot better, and putting in some detail of how the actual approach went might be worth a mention too. :roll:


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Congratulations you just made the top 10 most idiotic post ever

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 Post subject: Re: look what i did :D
PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:42 am 
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...i was driving and it was all wet and i put my finger in her vagina (and i had a little wound on my finger, can i get std from this? im 100% sure i wasnt infected with any std before i put my hand in there if a nerd can help me with this please help :) its about my health and future females here, so it might concern you aswell ;))
Theoretically, yes. Practically? No. Sleep well, you crazy meth addict.
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also she keeps asking me for real sex, just one time and she begs me for it i swear to god :D she even says i can do everything with her i want, even hitting her :? which i wouldnt do :? i dont even like sm :p
Look, when she sees her pimp, she's gonna have to show at least one of the following colors: green, or black and blue. If you didn't close her, then I'm guessing she just needed a good cover story.

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I see what you did there.


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 Post subject: Re: look what i did :D
PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:28 am 
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...i was driving and it was all wet and i put my finger in her vagina (and i had a little wound on my finger, can i get std from this? im 100% sure i wasnt infected with any std before i put my hand in there if a nerd can help me with this please help :) its about my health and future females here, so it might concern you aswell ;))
Theoretically, yes. Practically? No. Sleep well, you crazy meth addict.
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also she keeps asking me for real sex, just one time and she begs me for it i swear to god :D she even says i can do everything with her i want, even hitting her :? which i wouldnt do :? i dont even like sm :p
Look, when she sees her pimp, she's gonna have to show at least one of the following colors: green, or black and blue. If you didn't close her, then I'm guessing she just needed a good cover story.
thanx yall and expecially Roads for explaining that std shizle to me and for making the funny comment :D "Look, when she sees her pimp, she's gonna have to show at least one of the following colors: green, or black and blue. If you didn't close her, then I'm guessing she just needed a good cover story" hahahahahaha

anyway i love this community, i still wanna thank yall so much for supporting me when my gf broke up with me cuz honestly im quite fkn proud i managed to do that with that girl yesterday since im one fkn noob at this aswell.
how i did it? i dont know :? read a lot of stuff on this website and try not to be affraid to use it. also try to stay natural which is quite difficult.
i started with a hi, i was cycling from the gym back home alone and saw 2 chicks walking on my path with music, i said hey nice music. i smiled and continued my way. they were like hey, come here!
i was like no why, and they were like just come here and we started talking and i walked with them for a while
she didnt wanna give her number and she didnt wanna give her email, she had said it once and she didnt wanna repeat it (thank god i had a good memory)
i added her on msn a few days later (according to the book ey ;)) and nothing really happened for a few days.
i had some pictures of myself as an avatar and she started to get interested and we started talking again and i was doing C&F stuff to build attraction
i also didnt reply to everything she said, sometimes i didnt say anything for like 3 minutes cuz i was listening music and "pretending to be talking to others (more important people)"
at one day we wanted to meet but i flaked, then i took initiative to see her again and that was the ticket. i was just being me, im quite quiet tho and her male friend was there too which i thought was a bummer
the guy left a little earlier and she likes to hug so we hugged and things just escalated from there but i had to go sporting so i had an excuse to leave and she was like nooo noo :( and in my mind this light went on like :D got ya :D
then we dated a few times more and then she wanted to ride the forest with my bike, its not really a motorcycle its more like a 50 cc dirtbike
so we did and she just started feeliny my crotch and i kinda liked it and so i went for her punani

thats basically how it went :) hope i contributed some to the community :)
peace yall, i really like you guys and your styles
and thanks again for supporting me when my gf dumped me

btw, this girl im talking about has got a negroid bf :P :twisted:

bye yall

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 Post subject: Re: look what i did :D
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:09 pm 
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...i was driving and it was all wet and i put my finger in her vagina (and i had a little wound on my finger, can i get std from this? im 100% sure i wasnt infected with any std before i put my hand in there if a nerd can help me with this please help :) its about my health and future females here, so it might concern you aswell ;))
Theoretically, yes. Practically? No. Sleep well, you crazy meth addict.
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also she keeps asking me for real sex, just one time and she begs me for it i swear to god :D she even says i can do everything with her i want, even hitting her :? which i wouldnt do :? i dont even like sm :p
Look, when she sees her pimp, she's gonna have to show at least one of the following colors: green, or black and blue. If you didn't close her, then I'm guessing she just needed a good cover story.
thanx yall and expecially Roads for explaining that std shizle to me and for making the funny comment :D "Look, when she sees her pimp, she's gonna have to show at least one of the following colors: green, or black and blue. If you didn't close her, then I'm guessing she just needed a good cover story" hahahahahaha

anyway i love this community, i still wanna thank yall so much for supporting me when my gf broke up with me cuz honestly im quite fkn proud i managed to do that with that girl yesterday since im one fkn noob at this aswell.
how i did it? i dont know :? read a lot of stuff on this website and try not to be affraid to use it. also try to stay natural which is quite difficult.
i started with a hi, i was cycling from the gym back home alone and saw 2 chicks walking on my path with music, i said hey nice music. i smiled and continued my way. they were like hey, come here!
i was like no why, and they were like just come here and we started talking and i walked with them for a while
she didnt wanna give her number and she didnt wanna give her email, she had said it once and she didnt wanna repeat it (thank god i had a good memory)
i added her on msn a few days later (according to the book ey ;)) and nothing really happened for a few days.
i had some pictures of myself as an avatar and she started to get interested and we started talking again and i was doing C&F stuff to build attraction
i also didnt reply to everything she said, sometimes i didnt say anything for like 3 minutes cuz i was listening music and "pretending to be talking to others (more important people)"
at one day we wanted to meet but i flaked, then i took initiative to see her again and that was the ticket. i was just being me, im quite quiet tho and her male friend was there too which i thought was a bummer
the guy left a little earlier and she likes to hug so we hugged and things just escalated from there but i had to go sporting so i had an excuse to leave and she was like nooo noo :( and in my mind this light went on like :D got ya :D
then we dated a few times more and then she wanted to ride the forest with my bike, its not really a motorcycle its more like a 50 cc dirtbike
so we did and she just started feeliny my crotch and i kinda liked it and so i went for her punani

thats basically how it went :) hope i contributed some to the community :)
peace yall, i really like you guys and your styles
and thanks again for supporting me when my gf dumped me

btw, this girl im talking about has got a negroid bf :P :twisted:



bye yall
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:04 pm 
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Well, I'm glad you're smiling all over, as you have insulted practically everyone else.

I'd like to ask - Do they breathe oxygen on your planet, because since you've been here, your brain seems to have suffered a lack of it :P

Firstly, AFC's come here for advice on how to approach girls. Those of us who have had success only share what we did, or more importantly how we conducted ourselves to make this happen.

Some of us would argue quality over quantity. From the fairly sordid session you have pictured (btw thanks for the indepth detail) I'm guessing you have gone with the quantity option.
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Sleep well, you crazy meth addict.
Did your date share some with you?

And yes there is a risk of infection - how little or how much depends on several factors. Perhaps you need to speak to a "nerdy" doctor, hey - who knows - they may save you from yourself or at least put you on a withdrawl program!!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:30 am 
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stekemrt is actually the lost son evil knievel.. did u guys know that?

he managed to pleasure a woman on his 1 seater dirt bike through the forest with one hand behind his back; all while maintaining perfect balance and throttle/ brake control of the bike with his free hand, maneuvering through the rocky mountain roads with absolute ease, (and possibly riding into a very romantic sunset). amazing talents stekemrt possesses...

however, i hate to be rude and ask, but were u clutching with ur penis or ur tongue?






..and seriously man, lay off the smilies.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:38 pm 
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stekemrt is actually the lost son evil knievel.. did u guys know that?

he managed to pleasure a woman on his 1 seater dirt bike through the forest with one hand behind his back; all while maintaining perfect balance and throttle/ brake control of the bike with his free hand, maneuvering through the rocky mountain roads with absolute ease, (and possibly riding into a very romantic sunset). amazing talents stekemrt possesses...

however, i hate to be rude and ask, but were u clutching with ur penis or ur tongue?






..and seriously man, lay off the smilies.
im so ashamed of this post of me,, i swear to god

anyway it did happen, it wasnt like good sex but it was quite cool :p
i was with my left hand behind my back in her pants and she unbuttoned my pants while driving
with my right hand i controlled the throttle
when i looked over my shoulder i saw her helmet vision all being foggy from the inside (like she couldnt see a thing cuz she was breathing a lot i guess (hahahah)
she was with her hand playing with my dick but i didnt get a hard one honestly. i wasnt very turned on.
it was very funny even when i think back to it :p
her vision in her helmet was all foggy LOL ^^

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Please never post anything like this ever again.
You recieve no points, and we are all now dumber having read it.
lulz

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I went straight to responses when I saw that long ass post of smileys and immediately I saw everyone responding bad haha. So no, I shall not be dumber than I was before for reading because I didn't read shit lol. Sounds interesting from what everyone is replying with lol.

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LMAO!!!

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Congratulations, but out of interest, how much did she cost for the day?


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