The title pretty much says it all, share your story about your wierdest pick-up, be it a situation, a "unique" girl, or one of those cases where everything went wrong but still somehow you won.

Here's mine: I picked the funeral director at my grandaddy's burial.
When my grandfather died my mother called a funeral home and they said they would send someone over to arrange things with my family. I was expecting some creepy old guy from a B Series horror movie, instead who showed up at our door was a cute (not stunning, but O.K.) girl in her early to mid twenties with a kind of a goth look to her. My father was away on a business trip, my mother was in tears and unable to act, so I couragiously took it upon myself to conduct the business and make the fueral arrangements. Lucky for me, the girl was all about offering confort for my lost
One downside, though: I never got to do it on a coffin. She had that fetish and we were supposed to meet on her office after closing time but it never happened. I still had lots of fun the regular way

Now it's your turn!

One girl (around a 7.5 I'd say) I met at an ice-skating trip around 2 years ago. I was talking to her friends mostly and I barely talked to her or even looked at her the whole time. Right before we left, she asked me for my number so that "she updates me on upcoming events", so I just gave her my number and agreed that we should do more events. Two nights later she SPAM me to go to Pub X, I didn't really feel like it and I kept declining for around an hour until she insisted. I was in bed so I said to myself "why not? I'm not doing anything anyways". Went there, I was drinking shots at the bar with her friends and she started judging everything I do. Told her she's not my "wife" (as a joke), she started wanting a divorce, so I told her "how about an open relationship?". She agreed to the open relationship and then started grinding on me, 5 minutes later we are kissing and 1 hour later we left to a hotel room.

I seriously never expected it because we BARELY talked. All our conversation was for like 2 minutes, the rest was kissing then fucking. A little joke and 1 minute of foreplay turned into a lay.

Oh well.

Now that is what I call lucky.