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I push down the glasses and I look at them without the glasses. that's what i did today. creepy?
Very creepy
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so I was at this ice cream place and 2 girls came in. one of them called the other one "Nicole" so I figured out her name.
lurking and eaves dropping on a conversation... also very creepy. You're better off confusing her for someone else. I've done this before and it works quite well. "Is that Lauren?!"
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so couple of minutes later I told her "hi nicole" she said "sorry, where do I know you from?" I said "how could you not know?" she said "I'm sorry, I am blanking out, I dont know" I said "come on" and she told her friend "he is making fun of me" I said "no, I am not making fun of you" her friend asked me "are you on drugs?" I said "no are you?"* she said "no"
I'd think you were on drugs too
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so I told the nicole girl "I am your twin brother. we were born together" and then the friend says "did you fuck her?" I said "not yet" then they left the place.
Since you said you are her twin brother, this is incest that you are suggesting will happen in the near future. This is also creepy.
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I kind of followed them, but pretended I was just going my own way and not following them. They were standing behind a red light and I just pretended like I just noticed them. I said "so are you guys sharing your ice creams?"
This is hella stalkerish. Creepy.
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the friend said to me "she was telling me she likes you"
They were fucking with you. They were having fun. The girl didn't actually like you. Her friend just wanted to get a reaction out of her. I'll do this with my buddies sometimes... Shout out real loud in the line at Chipotle "Hey bro, are you still dating that dude?" Puts him in an awkward situation. That is what this girl did to her friend.
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I asked Nicole "do you think I am good looking?" she said "you are alright, but I still dont know where i know you from" then the friend said to me "bye. nice to meet you"
This was her letting you down nicely because she probably was actually a really nice girl that you creeped the fuck out.
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I extended my hand and said "bye" she didnt shake it, made some weird gesture with her hand, like 2 finger folded, 2 fingers not? (all this time I was looking at them the way I described my glasses above)
You might as well have waved goodbye like E.T... Creepy
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then the light turned green and they started walking at a high speed. I said "hey, wait up" they looked back and continued walking. So I ran to catch up to them and told nicole "give me your number and I will tell you where I know you from"
why would she give you her number if she knows nothing more about you besides you are some guy who creeped her out? No attraction (clearly) No comfort (actually UN-comfort)
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she said "stooooop" in a playful way. they walked into this store.
Again, she didn't want to be a bitch and hurt your feelings
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I didn't follow them and left.
Probably the best thing you did during the whole interaction
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So I am wondering what went wrong?
Anymore brain busters? You need to work on being socially calibrated dude. You have no idea when people are fucking with you and when you are making a situation awkward. Girls love when a guy actually comes up and talks to them... They are hoping to themselves.. "OMG a guy who will actually talk to me! I hope he's cool and fucking NORMAL!!" Which you were not... Work on being socially normal.