The easiest way to be funny is not to deliver jokes but to role play with the people around you and not give a fuck what others think.
One role that I get a lot of laughs and giggles with right now is that of a vulgar creep who had a strict religious upbringing and conservative family. Humor is basically about being incongruent and building up tension to an expected outcome that people look forward to and then suddenly turning that outcome in the opposite direction.
Field Tested Examples (When I say field tested, I have done this at least 10 times. The examples below always gave me 100% laughter, giggles and lots of kino. I have translated this from the vernacular to English):
- 1. When I catch a girl who is giving me the eye fuck but is unfuckable, I say, "There you go again. Stop looking at me like you want to undress me and ravage my big, fat cock that I have been saving for the right girl with a pure heart and a tight pussy."
I get the giggles and kino and this radiates to everybody near that the fuckable HBs join in the laughter. This enables me then to sarge the fuckable HBs with lots of sexual innuendos and vulgar language. I deliver a nonverbal routine of zero to very minimal smile with a very serious look on my face. The words will always change but the technique remains the same: vulgar language and hypocritical holier-than-thou attitude.
2. When a girl wants me to jump her hoops with something like, "Can you buy me some soda?" I pass the shit test by saying, "Did you just say, 'Let's fuck,' hmm?" "No, I said can you buy me a soda please?" "Oh, so you want to fuck and ride my dick. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord. Amen."
3. When a girl jokingly screeches in public, "I love you Hellhound," I segue at once into saying, "Okay, bend over there quick. Let's fill up your pussy with my big, throbbing cock." I'm not really sure why girls find this funny. But what the heck, if the girls are laughing so hard about it, then it must be very funny. This started with one girl but now some 13 girls are screeching the same thing on a regular basis and I always say the same thing--and get the same results over and over again.
I have a non-verbal vibe that projects conservatism and modulated snobbishness. I don't ogle breasts, cleavages, asses, legs and so on. I think I have controlled this creepy body language with huge success. I also don't touch girls unless they touch me first.
A good combination of verbal and nonverbal languages to show that something is incongruent will make you funny.

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