I got banned from Barnes and Noble because of this pickup line.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKzKHAUGix4



Skip to 2:18 if you can't wait. Douchebag FattyMctubs from a different forum suggested that pickup line.

Fuck him!

I shouldn't laugh but that was pretty spectacular. A basic rule of thumb with openers is that if it's obviously creepy then don't use it. Her face was priceless though

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Kudos to your massive balls. Total fail.

Keep trying

You're the man?

Okay, please every one stop the positive reenforcement now.

There's one question I have to ask you. Why?

Did you do that because you wanted to appear cool to the eyes of some other douches? This is a pick up forum, not a goof-around-and-say-stupid-shit forum. How can you say "I'm the man" after saying a lame opener that leads no where, giggling and leaving... That takes no balls, just a good amount of stupidity.

I'd rather see you try to honestly pick up a girl than hide being that clownish persona you created to protect your ego from getting rejected. Until you do that, you are nothing more than a goof... The point of an opener is to START a conversation, not END it. tadam.

P.S. You smell neediness. I could feel you were stressed out of your mind from the minute you walked in that shop, could hear you breath hard, etc. If I can see that from a video, there's no way any girl you are trying to pick up is not going to. You def. have a lot to work on.

My rude, but honest opinion.

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that's just stupid. takes you no where. you have balls so what? doesn't make you a men.

in fact it says AFC all over the place. glad there are people like you so you leave all the women to me.
I just feel bad that you weren't punched in the face.

The video is removed so I have no idea what this is about. But after hearing someone mentioned you said "I'm the man" after saying a lame opener that leads no where, giggling and leaving, I lost my interest. That, by no mean, shows any confidence. If anything, it reeks of ignorance and unable to grasp what is the basic concept of an alpha male is. By doing that, no woman will ever take you serious. In their eyes, you're just an immature jerk or a clown who wants attention.

A confident alpha male would stand there, maintaining his composure and own his pickup line, even if it's lame. Not turn around, giggle to diffuse the tension and run away admitting defeat. You can go on and on about how you don't care and how you just do it for the laugh or experimenting, but in the end, such blindly and passive studying won't get you far. Research wisely on the material you learn from.

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The real shame about it getting taken down is that it's robbed the internet of a genuinely hysterical video. The funniest stuff is always unintentional I guess ha

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sure you didn't get banned for leaving sticky pages in some of the books?

Who here wants me to put the video back up?

Yes please

This video has been so stigmatized by those who have seen it that i wouldn't not mind taking a look for myself. I hate to support pure fuckery in public places but let the rest of us see the hype

I'd like to see how much of a douche you were.

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In the name of comedy put it back up!

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LOL! Me, I really want to see it!

Ah i am stuck on the internet all day because i want to see this video haha