before you go out to a party, gathering etc.
what do you do to prepare yourself mentally if you are on a mission to hook up?

like do any of you do any routines to try to get in an upbeat mood and get your mind ready for picking up?

or what do you do to 'warm up' etc..

or do you guys not do anything at all..

im interested, thanks!

Generally speaking I lather my body down twice in the shower, shave my scrotom in case I get my dick sucked, and put on some nice cologne (less is often more).

I don't do anything...if I'm going to a party, club, whatever I'm going to try to have fun. Nothing killed a night for me like setting a goal for myself of getting X numbers, Y makeouts, whatever. It puts pressure on me and I end up feeling like shit the moment I don't succeed. If I don't get the first girl, I feel behind the proverbail 8-ball. I mean yeah, I do shit to get ready to go out, put on a nicer shirt, shave, cologne, etc, to make myself look good, but I don't do it to psyche myself up or anything.

As I just did my routine and I'm waiting on my ride, I'll gladly share.

I shower and shave my face, chest, and cock/balls/pubes.

I use a nourishing spray on my hair (long hair) and let it air dry. While this is going on I'm usually listening to power metal (for nights out at high energy venues, manowar, stratovarius, brainstorm, etc).

I pick out my clothes and figure out what makeup I'm going to wear with them. Right now I'm wearing a black Iron Maiden shirt with lots of blue, and gray plaid pants. I'm wearing black eyeliner on the bottom with blue and silver on the top lid.

If I'm trying and new routines, I'll go over them real quick and load them onto my phone incase I need a quick review. Then I brush, floss, moutwash, put on my makeup, tease my hair, and I'm done.

How this differs from a normal day with class or work is that I have stock makeup I wear to class, and I don't use hairspray and the like.

If I'm seriously horny I'll jackoff so it doesn't cloud my judgment. Sometimes I'll leave some cum stains on my hand just so it looks like I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks (big turnon for women).

I also like wearing extra tight jeans to show my buldge, a real crowd pleaser, and it's a good idea to rub some tuna can water on your neck and face a bit so it smells like you had pussy - girls will get turned on by this cause they can smell you have the odor of another pussy on your face and this does 2 things: 1) tells her you're getting play from other women, and 2) that you like to eat snatch cause it's on your face.

I laughed for about 5 minutes.

PSA: Don't jack off, folks. Why would satisfying your urges make you want to go out and fulfill them?

I first find out who I am going with, then I plan where and what time. Great got the place!

Then like my mommy did for me in fifth grade I plan out my clothing, what accessories, everything. Why? Cause I dont want to look like a fucking retard. Sometimes If I am bored I will just grab my cock and have a puppet show. But this is rare. I then grab some petrolleum jelly and wank off to a picture of selena gomez and justin beiber, I tend to focus on beibers haircut. Then at the last second think about that fat chick and how I feel bad she wont get a lot of sex. Its cause I care!

I then turn on the shower to a decent heat let it get to that perfect temperature where its hot but not burning. Brush my teeth wash my face, lather my body with some amazing vanilla scented body wash. Then if no one is looking grab some lotions and TP... even though I dont need TP I prefer to have some just in case.

After I dry up I take some baby powder and powder up the space between my balls and asshole + asshole. Then I play around with the powder and my pubes causes its funny

Then I get dressed, get the keys, if I am home tell my mom if I am not home I am fucking some girl or something along those lines. I make sure to do this so she doesnt bitch at me why I didnt call her that night. Also I love my mother, cant have her worrying can I?

If I feel fat I make friends with my finger, then rejoin that lovely connection I have with the toilet. Ironically I will alwys grab food after cause I am feeling slightly hungry.

I then bitch with who ever I am going with about some stupid thing, most probably about making a porno about Harry Potter. I am calling it Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Daughter. I play Dumblehore and I fuck Mcgonacunt. Are arguments usually are about who is who.

This is all on the drive to the place, once there I open the door or just enter the club and SMILE, show those pearly ass white teeth which I brushed early... and I missed this one out, I also gargled mouth wash. Crest Pro-health + Listerine White or Scope White, depending on my mood.

I hope that helped you, now you know what I do, that should be enough ahahhahaaha!!!!!!

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Best of Luck
-Raphael

Aspiring Artist

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Shower
Brush teeth
Groom

Listen to classic rock

Put on clothes

Open the door

Go out

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

I do pretty much the same as Ezo, and also, I try not to go on this site as it puts me into a lot of pressure to pick up, and it never works. Mentally I try to prepare myself for anything and assume that I'm just going to have a good laugh

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There's no I'll try, its do or die

Put my mind in a happy/upbeat state

Groom (shower, brush, shave etc..)
Put my clothes and a smile on

Check pockets for condoms, credit card, driver's license, some dollar bills and phone

Walk out of the door.

I will run about 3 miles (wind sprints) outside.

Hit the gym for a chest/leg/shoulder workout and get a nice muscle pump. When I leave the gym, I feel so alpha it is INSANE.

Take my supplements -- My main mood supplements being a slow-release energy booster, plus plenty of fish oil (fish oil on the regular does WONDERS to keep you upbeat and motivated)

Hit the showers, and pump my music hard...roll out the crib looking/feeling sharp.

And yes...no jerking off. I TRULY believe in abstaining for jerking off to time it so on your 6th and 7th day of abstinence falls on the Friday and Saturday.

My game is so much better because the women can clearly tell I am sexually attracted to them...And they pick up on it...and like it