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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:15 pm 
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i ask my friend if there was anyway to get rid of acne. he told me that putting sperm on my face helps it cure? is it true or he's just being funny?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:18 pm 
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i ask my friend if there was anyway to get rid of acne. he told me that putting sperm on my face helps it cure? is it true or he's just being funny?
I think he wants you to give him a blowjob.


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haha i have been told the same.... why are you considering it i just put it back in the funnies pile. it might help but seriously dude they have clearagel for a reason


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Totally true.

Totally worked for my girlfriend when I jizz on her face.

Now go outside and play with your friends.

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Oh since you didnt get it I was joking like your friend was :)

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they should test this on mythbusters !


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Someone posted a flow chart on here a little while back (they know the target audience). Basically, it went:

1) Stop touching your face
2) Drinking more water
3) Really don't touch your face

I'm 27 and I still have a problem if I'm not careful. The other thing to add is sleep on your back.


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It totally works.. Take a picture after you're done ;) haha.. You're friend is just messing with you; i can't believe you were questioning that :)

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Yeah it works. I've read about it online.

On the other hand, you can do it consulting a good Dermatologist. I've heard about some place in UAE that helps treat acne in like 5 or 6 sittings but you don't have to go to UAE for that. Idk what those SPAM are called but asking a doctor would help you. Facials and Vegetable peeling helps clean face to a good extend. Use shampoo and conditioner to clear off the dandruff. Plus, wear sunscreen creams with SPF between 15 and 25 or 30. There is a misconception that the more the SPF, the better. Sunscreen creams with SPF up to 100 are avail in the market but the digits are for marketing. I recommend Lakme and Ponds.

One more thing, Google 'Henna', they are the best for hair and cleans dandruff. Henna is avail in packs to use in hair as well.

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i ask my friend if there was anyway to get rid of acne. he told me that putting sperm on my face helps it cure? is it true or he's just being funny?
ask the poster Richard Pryor, he'd know.


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Previous research turned up a book (On My Face Please) that claims semen can cure acne. In one chapter it breaks down the effective components in an almost clinical manner. Yet, the work is purely fictional, and pretty raunchy, at that. So I'm not so sure.


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Why do you think pornstars have such clear skin

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That sounds more like an insult than a tip.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:35 pm 
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Previous research turned up a book (On My Face Please) that claims semen can cure acne. In one chapter it breaks down the effective components in an almost clinical manner. Yet, the work is purely fictional, and pretty raunchy, at that. So I'm not so sure.
Hmm, this is your first post. That's one way to break the ice, I guess.


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