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| Top Cat | PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:52 pm | |
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Posts: 4 | Here';s an opener I've used which really seems to work! make sure you ccan follow it up with something like the best friends test or whatever you want:
You: (go up to her, look as if you really need to ask her something and as if you've just been told something which startled you) ''Hey, I've got to go in a sec, but my friend has just told me I look gay. do i look gay?
Her: They usually say ''no, you look good!'' and sometimes touch you on the arm or chest,
You: ''No, you're lying, it's the shirt isn't it?''
Her: ''No! you look really good in that shirt!'' (That has actually been said to me)
You: look as if you're about to leave (body rocking) and then ''Hey your nose wiggles when you talk that's cute!'' , (turn back in to face her) or whatever routine takes your fancy.
Have fun 
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| Musterion | PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:28 pm | |
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Location: UK | | This is a shorter version of a slightly larger opener that goes like this "Hey, I need you to be hoenst with me, do I look gay? Because I was just at this club/bar/whatever and this guy came up to me, put his arm around me like this (put your arm around her, cheap kino) and starting trying to chat me up!!!".
Cue laughter and a few "no way"'s and take it from there "so how do you all know each other?" or whatever your preference. _________________ "My toughest opponent is always myself"
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