Going out tonight...Give some silly and bazarre openers to try out. Illegal come back tomorrow and let you know how they went.

Just no anime stuff lol

"i wanna fuck you in the ass"

Approach, look at your target deep in the eyes. And say, "Barbados"

Her: What...?

You: If, I could be anywhere in the world...it'd be Barbados. What about you?

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hei its allways this full on saturday night?
who lies more man or woman?
hi
hei do you have a ligther really quick? ( if you are smoker)
did u see the fight outside? 2 womans were figthing over a guy named george

im going tonight out aswell good luck man =)

Aim for a 5 minute close.

Walk in, move set to set, look for girls who are borderline drunk/tipsy, basically ones who have drank enough to let go of their slut defenses.

Approach with strong body language. Go in for a make out after a few seconds. For any talk, run C/F game hard.

You might think this is impossible, but it's far from. You'll be surprised how many girls are thinking "fuck I just want an arrogant bastard to come and fuck my brains out whom I barely know."

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Damn I forgot about this thread lol. I didn't get to try any of these.

Here's one that worked for me and it comes out pretty naturally. Tried it twice and it worked twice.

Walk up to the bar beside a HB, chill for a second like your waiting on the bartender, then when you see an opening turn slightly towards her and say.

Me:Damn this is taking forever. What do you do to get the bartenders attention?!
Her:I just flash my tits!
Me:Ok!
Then I pull my my shirt up and flash the bartender for 5 seconds or so.

Both times I did it the girls said "Flash my tits!". Bold is beautiful with this one.

I also used this one to open a group of 9 chicks celebrating their. Birthday at a corner table. I had tge DJ play "Smack That" by Eminem then I approached the group.

Me:Which one of you's birthday is it?
Group will point out who
Me: okay sweet I'm your exotic dancer for the night, my name is Alexander(insert any fake cheesy name here)

Then start dancing on her. This one take a few shots. Of liquid courage I might add lol.

Also, for some reason, I always get asked how old I am. But if they are obviously older by atleast a couple years I like to say something like, "Too young for you honey"...they are always slightly offended but it always leads to them wanting to know why you think they're so old. Just ses a good frame that tour the young, hip, energetic guy and she's gonna want to keep up with you to make validate to you that she's not too old to have a good time.


On the flip side, I tried opening a 2 set with "Hey not that I care but I have a question. Are you two lesbians?" and it didn't go so hot. Probably my fault because I totally didn't think they would say yes and I froze up haha. Whatever. Live and learn!

Have u actually used this?

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sex lines (transition with ''who are you?'' after delivery)

hey, have I had sex with you yet?

hey, haven't we had sex before?

hey, I know this is sort of random, but I just saw your from over there, and thought, man... I want to put a baby in that girl

blow out lines

hey, could you guys lend me a phone, I need to call the police, (wait for them to give phone if they do or don't either thank them for giving them phone or say PLEASE and continue into the next part), I need to get a hold of the boner police, because I just saw you girls and I fucking need to be arrested

hey, could you girls blow me out? (if they ask what that means, say, you know, like reject me, tell me to fuck off)

excuse me, but no one loves me, please reject me

deliver consecutive muscle jokes until blowout or hook, segway with, ohhh, you like that one?, how about this one (even if they don't like that one, all the way until they back turn you, or tell you to fuck off)
-you got your tickets?.... TOOO THE GUN SHOW!! *FLEX*
-hey could you call a plumber?.... MY PIPES ARE CRACKIN!! *FLEX*
-hey did you hear about the terrible baby mixup at the hospital yesturday?... THEY'RE LOOKIN FOR THESE BABIES *FLEX*
-hey did you hear about the big escape at the zoo?... THE PYTHONS HAVE BEEN LET LOOSE!! *FLEX*


random fun openers
just walk up behind a girl and keep crossing behind her, and every time you do, just keep repeating out, I LUV U, I LUV U, I LUV U (do it fast over and over, and don't stop to get her to talk to you, just do it over and over for fun)

hey, girls, let me get your help on something real quick, do you girls like assholes?, oh I see, well I am one, lets be friends *put your hand up for a hi five* (you can segway with this into a routine where you just point out random people and say rude things about them, just ask them if they have ever played the ''look at that person game'', when they say no, say ok, ill start, look at that person, totally looks like he/she is the kind of person who... *then say something rude about him*, then continue saying really rude things about people, and encourage them to join by saying, k, now your turn)

open girls by singing the my humps song, ''what cha gonna do with all dat junk, all dat junk inside your trunk''

just walk up and try to get a high five from a girl, no words allowed besides, hi five

try to open girls by just making eye contact and making a stupid face or winking

highly effective openers
hi
hello
what's up
hey

Challenge yourself...

If you get blown out, try to fart on the exit.

Good times.

Always reels them back in...

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do u give mean head?

has not failed me yet!

With the right delivery and good looks these two lines would be gold:
hey, have I had sex with you yet?

hey, haven't we had sex before?

I'll have to try those out