Ok well i saw this HB9.5 in 1 of my mates pics on FB so i decided 2 msg her (take note MSG not add)...and after that we bin flowing since..she reli keen to meet me wen i go bak home.

me: Hey goofball!!! Omg your profile pic looks exactly like this girl i saw last weekend...we were go-cart racing and this loud obnoxious chic slammed into your look-alike...so your stunt double got out the car and smacked the side of her head, it was hilarious! I guess you could be a ninja badass like your twin but you look kinda sweet and angelic.

her: LOL! WHAT A RANDOM STORY! FROM A COMPLETE RANDOM! ABOUT AN APPARENT RANDOM LOOK-ALIKE! lol lol lol ... firstly-who are you? have we met? , secondly- wow i cant believe theres someone who looks like me! I thought I was UNIQUE!, lastly- I am an UNDERCOVER BADASS!

me: jeeze thats...RANDOM...1stly my name above tells u (you can call me Neelz)...we havent met...was browsin fb fotos...2nd yeah pretty scary...This could be trouble if u a badass...I wouldn't take your shit, you wouldn't take my shit, we'd just end up fighting ALL the time…(I would win of course)…and then we'd have to have hot makeup sex. I just can't deal with that type of volatile relationship right now. Get this, I just read this new personality test in GQ, it's one question… You're walking down the street and you turn down an alley. You see a briefcase...you open it and it's full of hundreds! You look right, you look left, no one. You close it...still no one around. What do you do?

her: U take that shit ofcourse! hello!
WAOW! ur funny! 'hot makeup sex' I wouldn't even touch u ! sick! hahahaha jokes!

me: so u reli think u r a badass stealing the briefcase with the money...? haha! you’re totally my new gf. actually, nevermind. i wouldnt even let you touch me, you would have to pay do do that...Hot make up sex is the thing of the future..im just ahead of my time...well wat wud yr prediction be then?

she didnt reply after this message so i left her for 2days then decided to msg her again..

me: oi goofball! wat happened? are u still alive? i thought we were flowing and then u just decided to stop replyin...now u only sittin on 3 points...once u get 15 u qualify for the special prize...Omg I saw the cutest thing happen last night. I was at a bar with my friend Nick and we were talking to a some girls…(Nick's this friend from school who’s always been kinda nerdy, like Millhouse on the Simpsons). When we were kids we'd always make him laugh during lunch cause he’d spit up his juice or milk. So we're at this bar last night and Nick starts telling some lame ass story to these girls, it's not even funny… but when he's done one of girls just starts bursting out laughing and she totally spits her beer out all over me, like out her nose and everything! It was so nasty. So I go to the bathroom to clean myself up and when I come back out Nick and the beer snot girl are exchanging phone numbers, it was really cute.

her: Lol ok u make me laugh! sorry havnt been replying.studying for exams dnt rly hv the time like u to fck arnd on fb wahaha! Y arnt u my frnd on fb,since u luv msging me n tellin me abt ur life u myt as wel add me wahaha wait i ve got alot f qs what do u do,where u frm n hw do u knw kelly!

me: hey busy body...easy on the questions there i had 1 hell of a nite and i dont feel like thinkin sooo much...but if u insist...i cud be askin u the same thing why havent u added me??? well im studyin sport science at Stellenbosch Uni...I'm from Grahamstown (and that is the saddest story of my life)...and i kno kelly from grahamstown...

her: OMG! ur a local wahahaha.. wow..i hve met way too many locals this yr...not a bad thing! gtown ppl are so cute! haha....ima add ur local ass now now..

hi Neelz,

I think the text shows good humour. I would be a bit concerned with the effort you're putting into this to wahta you're getting out.

She asked why you had not gone through the Add Friend route on Facebook. I think she wants to check out your profile.

Well the reason i did not add her was because it leaves the mystery as 2 who i reli am. This way it creates more curiosity and she cant take the suspense because she reli wants to kno more. she asked me why i havent added her at which point i turned it round and said she couldve added me which is almost a push/pull technique.

I think you should retain *some* mystery. Unless your Facebook page has too much info just add her. For a lot of girls/women using the net is dangerous and scary.Establishing trust is important online and I think more important than creating mystery.Adding her also shows confidence that you are willing to share and be open.
How would you feel if you were interested in a girl, knew she was on Facebook and asked her to add you as a friend and she never agreed or reluctantly after a time did it? You'd be thinking - what's she hiding? She will be thinking this of you if you do not add her.Mystery, maybe, frustration almost definitely.

Me , I would add her and then request she adds you as a friend. Operate on the idea of leading by doing it first.

Just my angle on things

Wow, Neelz I believe I can learn some online game from you!
Speaking of which, there is a girl I'm about to send a msg to, and I'm thinking about using the cruise opener (see it here: 1-vt49073.html?postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
What are your thoughts about online game? for me it always was harder.

not bad but i just gotta love how much time and effort shes spending on this spelling out full words and sentences...

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Sorry I dont buy bitches drinks

Yeah she studying to become a journalist..hence the long strung out words and sentences lol

Grahamstown rocks.

Looking at this bro, it does sound a bit try hard.
Imagine ( and this happened to me recently ) a girl sent you a really long FB email.
You are less inclined to read all of it, pay less attention and because there is so much to reply to, you wait longer and longer to reply. And it just seems too try hard.

Try and work out a system that baits, without giving them too much.

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Good luck

CB