I just had the weirdest fucking Tinder conversation. I just need to share that shit with you guys. Still cant believe that might work out. Please, for the love of god, please give me some feedback. I dont even know, if that was great gaming on my part, or if that chick is just insane and/or trolling me.
On Tinder:
Me: Hey, wanna marry me?
(thats my standard opener, works like 9/10 times)
Her: Not sure yet, prefer to know a man at least for 5 min before marriage.
Me: Man thats quite a while. Not sure if I can wait that long.
Her: ahahaha. Poor thing. It worthj it, then u will have the eternity with me, and no chance to escape no matter how much u beg
Me: Haha. Sounds like an amazing deal. Im not scared at all.
Her: What r u? fearless? U should be. Im a cruel russian girl. U know the reputation, u cannot really change it.
Me: Whats that reputation?
Her: Of heartless people. Thats what they say about russians.
Me: Oh thats neat. Im kind of a dick. So we should make a great couple
Her: Oh for god sake, self description as a "dick" sounds really terrible even for a dick. Btw. I normally I dont swear. Well will I at least get a tiffany ring for engagement? Otherwise marring u is not fun at all
Me: Sure but whats in it for me Whats the upside to marrying a heartless russian?
Her: Apart from me being gorgeous, intelligent and funny? Not much really, so id doesnt worth it skip it man.
Me: You forgot humble
Her: R u kidding me? Im not even slightly humble. Wrong russian, (my name)
Me: We should move it to SPAM thats easier. My number xxx
Her: Sure but my WA died since im here. Can do fb, if u want.
Me: Yeah whats your fb name.
Her: (fb name)

Then on FB:

Me: Man, thats a helluva lot of pictues
Her: well, cannot say the same about u. I still think that u r a maniac
Me: i most certainly am
Her: disaster. who u r, man?
Me: as you said, just a disaster. you should definitly not meet me
Her: sounds very promising. may be only tiffany ring will chnge my minf
Me: so russian women are all about getting stuff, i see
Her: sure, what else, especially from random maniacs
Me: those are the best ones
Her: sounds absolutely terrible, indeed :0
Me: Im thinking about getting a tattoo from a trainee, should i risk it?
Her: no
Me: but the ones she has done look great: (Link to tattoos)
Her: ok, I like her hair style. go for it
Me: alright, but youre gonna have to hold my hand
Her: oh come on! will u do the same when i will give birth to our children?
Me: o0; okay, we gonna definitily gonna use condoms
Her: ahhahah, twice "gonna", so now u r terrified, fearless?
Me: thats how serious i am
Her: men are men, that was easy
Me: what?
Her: was easy to scary u
Me: i dont know what you crazy russian chicks are up to haha
Her: and u never will, so now u r scared. and seemed to be a brave guy in the begining....sad
Me: thats how it goes and for a second there we could have been great
Her: for a second
Me: yeah, fairly cute russian girl would have been great on my resume, maybe tinder will have another one
Her: r u serious?!?!?!? u r such an ASSHOLE!??!?!? truly outstanding... do u add girls to your CV as well?
what's your job after all?
Me: to hook up with a girl from every country
Her: disgusting!
Me: just kidding, Im doing film stuff mostly
Her: porn? might be yes
Me: Im actually still a virgin
Her: of course, all porn directors are
Me: :D
Her: otherwise they wouldn't be able to do that; tha't so obvioues
Me: you have been thinking quite abit about porn apparently
Her: of course, i watch it non stop, that's my job, I'm from the morality police, u know
Me: worse than the real police
Her: we have no boundaries. where u from, btw? so that I would never go to that place
Me: unfortunatly youre already in xxx
Her: damn! u couldn't have been born among this beauty
Me: Now I know youre joking
Her: oh so NOW u know, thanks god, such a relief
Me: Im cute as a puppy
Her: depends on breed, bulldogs are ugly, and u r even worse than bulldog, terrible. do u have family may be atleast? only this can save u in my eyes...
Me: Yeah I keep parts of them in my freezer
Her: u know your jokes are way too flat, I do not laugh
Me: Alright, then lets get serious. Cause I also need to go to bed soon, work and everything. I think youre cute. I am not an asshole actually, Im a pretty decent guy, and also alot of fun. So if you wanna meet up for a drink tomorrow night, that'd be great. If not, no big deal. Was still fun talking to you
Her: I'm for meeting up, but not tmw. what about sunday?
Me: That might work. But I have some work to do, in the afternoon, so Im gonna check in with you beforehand to make sure.

So, guys what do you think? Crazy, genius, stupid? Is she gonna really meet me? Are russian women just generally insane?

1) shitty oppener
2) russian girls are not insane
3) glad it worked
4) now stop that anxiety or you'll blow the good job you did.

she'll probably thinking, "omg this crazy guy on tinder... should I meet him?" (though there's an attraction) she will wait for you to make the move. she won't take the first step. it's like a no lose situation on her mind. if you get afraid and don't go then it's ok because you weren't worth it of her. if you do she will like since you made the move. you can escalate very easily. imo she will say something like "omg you are so crazy for meeting like this" and/or "I usually don't do this things of meeting a guy like this" and/or "I thought you were joking..." lots of IOI.

tell me if I'm wrong after you meet her

she seems like she really likes you, awesome dude

first of all SPAM is for the birds - not everyone that has a phone has SPAM but everyone with SPAM has a phone - get her number at that time

if you get her Facebook then she starts creeping on more of your photos, most people don't have good photos on their Facebook because of tags and no knowledge of making their facebook look epic. not saying you dont, it just makes things easier and less qualifying.

phone numbers are personal. get their phone number asap and use tinder crashing or the fact that you arent on tinder much as an excuse to move the conversation. i sometimes use "tinder isnt showing me your notifications for some reason - what is your number?" its not needy it just shows you want to move the conversation to make things easier (and i really do have that problem)

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How do you figure? I have used that one in like 50 different wordings to quite some success. Its really rare that I dont get an reply. Whats your opener? From what Ive heard so far, they are quite different when it comes to dating. But Ive got no idea.
Im pretty sure I can get the meet. We'll see. Need to figure out a solid game plan though. She seems quite high value. Which is rare on Tinder. I will keep you in the loop, mate.
Maybe its different in the States. But when I talk to austrian chicks I always tell them to add me on SPAM. Almost 100% successrate. She's actually the first one ever to suggest Facebook. Once before I had one who told me she doesnt give out her number to people she hasnt met. Haha. But besides that it always worked like a charm. I have a very controlled Facebook, with only like 7 good pictures (3 of them are on Tinder anyway) open to all friends. I keep tabs on tags and stuff. Not only for PUA purposes, but general privacy. I usually get the fb from Tinder girls before the meet up, to make sure they are as hot as on their Tinder pics. Also, since Im like 5.7-5.8 I try to weed out especially tall girls. I had one bad suprise, where I met up with a girl, who was like 4-5 inches taller than me (eastern european, go figure ), really don't want to waste my time like that again.

It's on guys, wish me luck

Her: So, decent guy, my unreliable friends keep changing their plans so I'm free tonigh in case if u wanna meet
Me: Hows xxx at xxx its a great bar, but not to formal, so dont come all dressed up
Her: why would i?
Me: always feisty, are you? its gonna be fun
Her: exactly, no smile
give me your number in case if I'll be terribly lost. It happens. I'm a topographical idiot
Me: xxxx
Her: ok. see u then

Not too fond of that first post. Looks like you're trying too hard to qualify. The idea is good just the way you structured it I guess. Though the second one is good as it shows you're not some dorky loser available 24/7

Thanks for the feedback, mate. My Tinder Game is still far from perfect, but I think I'm getting there. Taking new pics this week too.