Here's what I have been using over the last couple months and have had a lot of results with. A lot of Asian guys in the forum run into problem with breaking out of the stereotype and demonstrate confident alpha male qualities, so I figured I'd share since I'm switching to a new profile.
First of all, let me be humble and say that I'm the second most amazing man in the world. Yes I handed over the first place to this billionaire playboy philanthropist who flies around all day in his red robot suit. I often rescue children and kittens in my spare time. Also my grandma said I'm perfect husband material since I can totally carry 8 shopping bags in EACH hand
As if that wasn't enough to make me irresistible to women, I'm also blessed with the most gorgeous chinky eyes ever. Don't even lie! You love those pillow talk moments when you're laying besides your man, playing with his hair (in my defense, my shaved head feels wayyy better than baby seal skin) and telling him about your day. Staring into his eyes and can't tell whether he's sleeping or listening. That's how dreamy my eyes are.
"Who cares about your eyes?" - Rest assure, if you're not into physical attractiveness, there are plenty more about me that you'd love:
1. I'm a human calculator. Just take me to Walmart and you don't have to worry about the cashier getting your total wrong. Not even one cent.
2. FREE 24/7 Tech Support. Broke your phone? No problem. Leave it in a rice bucket and TADA it's fixed. Not many people believe in the Asian phone fairy, but they're REAL!
3. I'm a ninja. You think kissing upside down like Spiderman and Mary Jane is romantic? Try kissing while hanging upside down from a ceiling. With NO web. NO hands. And admit it, ninja costume looks way better.
If you're still not head over heels for me by now, there is seriously something WRONG with you. But don't worry, I do have an online degree in Psychology and willing to work with you as long as you're not batsh*t crazy.
. Make fun of your own stereotype and don't obsessed with the outcome. Understand that some girl will not be INTO Asians. Period. Accept that and move on when needed.
Last, this is just for you to get an idea how to write yours. Don't copy it word from word, incorporate with your own sense of humor and personality, or you'll get called out eventually.
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