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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:45 pm 
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I feel like we may all have the same issue here... that using this profile sort of sets up an uncomfortable frame for us. It would take someone who was really fearless and a true alpha to follow through!

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I feel like we may all have the same issue here... that using this profile sort of sets up an uncomfortable frame for us. It would take someone who was really fearless and a true alpha to follow through!
Totally agree, once they see your picture isn't as hot as George Clooney, you lose at least half of the power already. I got couple numbers and their level of interest were at peak (sending me 2-3 consecutive, long text within 5-10 minutes). After my pic, it spaced out longer and the replies were shorter.

The best way to go with this if you do land a day, I think, is just grab them within the first 5 min, drag them somewhere and f-close on the spot.

Also I've been getting a few of "fuck off" responses, just wonder how you guys would handle it.
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Me: I want you in every possible position ;)
HB9: wow creep much ? clearly you did not read my profile and just went straight to my pictures you fucking wanker!!!
Me: Busted. Check out my creep license, I'm certified internationally. And I don't read boring biography with no humor.
HB9: um my biography is humorous maybe you just to stupid to comprehend it. I feel sorry for you and your feeble minded antics. please do not contact me any further and stop wacking off to my photos
Me: OMG you're right, I'm so sorry. Listing out everything you like and dislike is the ultimate form of humor. Just not my cup of tea. Good luck :)
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Me: I want you in every possible position ;)
HB10: Well to bad I don't want you at all so fuck off
Me: That's cute. The way you spelled "to" instead of "too" is just adorable.
I feel like I got sucked up into this frame too much and being a mean asshole instead of cocky and funny.

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It has been a while since I played around with this profile, but I generally dealt with "Fuck Off" responses by using David DeAngelo's "Glad you like it" and then plowing through by asking a few qualifiers. I'd guess 30% responded positively.

I have gone back and forth with women exchanging insults with a different profile that wound up with some pretty sexually charged meet ups. I might try experimenting with qualifying her in the negative:

"You probably like beta males who say stuff like 'what do you want to do tonight, honey'?"

"You probably couldn't keep up with me anyways. You would have to be smart, fun and beautiful."

"That's cool. It wouldn't work out. You are obviously intimidated by guys who have their shit together and know what they want. Its too bad. You seemed like you might be fun and interesting"

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I decided to try the "i want you in every possible position" opener..

So far, I've got mostly "fuck offs" hahah..but I'm talking to some chubby girl about possibly getting my dick sucked later lmao

Then I got a HB9 with it..
ME: i want you in every possible position ;p
HB: what does that mean?

hahaha whaaaat???

and a HB7 responded positively to it as well...

ME:I want you in every possible position ;p
HB: omg, you're a little cocky sob arent you. Lol,i like you for some reason. Definatly know how to make me laugh.


Still thinking of a response to her lol


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To that HB7, something like "I'm not your dancing monkey" (Jon Steward famously parried with this one on a political debate) plus maybe "I'l make you moan, or bye."

'You make me laugh' is often a shit test, not a compliment - the girl is suggesting you are are not serious and may back off with 'haha, just kidding' (as guys so often do after making sexual comments that don't go over well) or that you exist to entertain her.


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ME:I want you in every possible position ;p
HB: omg, you're a little cocky sob arent you. Lol,i like you for some reason. Definatly know how to make me laugh.
ME:Cocky? Me??? Noooooo wayyyyy...I'm just pretty honest, and tell it like it is really ;)
HB:yes!!!!!!
ME:pffft....What would you know..You probably like beta-males who insecurely ask you things like "Why don't you have a boyfriend?", "What would you like to do tonight, honey?", "I think you're sooo beautiful, I'm going to put you on a pedistal you can't possibly live up to!", etc instead of guys like me who have their shit together and know what they want :p lol
HB:Ha! me and beta-males, as you call it, do not get along. i can pick up insecure men and i dont like it.
anyways as you say you know what you want... what do you want??
ME:Jeez we have so much in common already..Shit..we're both single caucasians, have cars, like to play pool, and neither of us like to pick up insecure men! ...or any men in my case haha As for what I want...I'd like to pet your doggy and give you a bone :p **her profile picture is her and her dog lol**
HB:Hahaha!I'm glad you agree with me about the men part. where is your pic? Shit!
ME:Did you just call me a "shit"?! Calling me names is no way to get in my pants!! ;)
As for my pic, its in my pocket :p
Maybe I can e-mail it to you sometime
HB:Ha! no i wasnt call you shit.



I haven't answered back yet



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When they ask for a pic. I usually say "whats your number or email" most of the time they give me the number.

The pic is the final deciding factor if she will meet you.

When i think of the kind of picture that screams alpha playboy this is what I think:
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i usually always get their email address, because i give them my google voice number, which forwards calls/texts to my real number....for the purpose of them not knowing my real number lol..if they end up being cool, i'll tell em i got a number change, and give them my actual phone number.....but the emails play the role, because you cant send/receive pictures thru google voice's text service..

Perhaps I'll take a pic of myself in a similar fashion as the picture you posted from the movie haha so far 85% of my online conversations end after I send a pic, regardless of how well the conversation goes :oops: lol I know that online, just like real life...you're not going to get every girl...but wouldn't mind for the odds to play a little more in my favor haha


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so far 85% of my online conversations end after I send a pic, regardless of how well the conversation goes
Online is funny I can go out clubbing hook up with an 8-9 but I can't get a 6-7 online.
The key to success with this profile and and changing that 85% to 25% is showing these online girls pics of you with a hot girl 8-10.

If you don't have a pic with a hot girl, experiment with taking pictures that portray you as a cocky, confident guy.

The pic I posted is from " The Vampire Diaries" cocky, funny, bad ass vampire character Damon Salvatore.

Anyways best of luck with your profiles and online gaming


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:56 am 
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How long do you wait to reply? Do you respond immediately or wait? If you wait, for how long?

I have an auto repsonse on my profile that states "I am getting a lot of emails and will get back to you soon."

Any thoughts?

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How long do you wait to reply?

I have an auto repsonse on my profile that states "I am getting a lot of emails and will get back to you soon."

Any thoughts?

Auto response screams SPAM don't use it, if you want to follow the same frame as the profile. You can't respond too quick cause your an Alpha male with a busy life and girls chasing you. On average I reply back within 10-30mins of 1st reply depending on the time of day.
And when the girl ask for a picture I make them wait a few hrs and often qualify them first before I agree to send a pic.

When I have time I'll post some images of conversations, have fun guys...


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I usually wait 2-3 days unless they feed me some good info that qualify themselves then I shorten the time as positive reinforcement.

It's hard to refrain yourself from replying to HB9s and HB10s, but it's sort of fun when you see they're getting anxious and keep going back to your profile to check you out.

Thought I have had a bit of fun with this profile, I'm back to my old one. I get more results being cocky and funny with a silly sense of humor than over-the-top arrogant asshole.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:25 pm 
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Guys, this is insane. I took that A-hole post, which is meant for PoF, and I put it on Craigslist Men seeking Women. I got a few responses that didn't go anywhere, then I got this gem:

Her: "Let me guess, you never had a long term relationship, and in your case I will just drop "long term" down to a year... No way a female with brain would last with an egoist guy like you that long. Go to a mall and find a brainless, shopping and giggling barbie, real women are not for you, they would kick your ass. Good luck!"

To which I replied: "How kind of you to reply :) Your suppositions, though inaccurate, are indicative of the persona I displayed. I am compelled to ask, why the third person narrative? Do you not consider yourself to be a 'real' woman 'with a brain'?"

She was incensed, and we emailed back and forth a few times. She said explicitly that she's not interested in meeting me, and that she has a European boyfriend. I responded with some hogwash about how most American guys are idiots, and then said this: "As for your European boyfriend, maybe he is different. It must be nice to have a nobleman among insects, who treats you like a princess and satisfies you in every way. I bet he takes you out to dinner every night and buys you flowers for no reason. Does he write you love notes and sing about you from the rooftops?"

We go back and forth a few more times, her still saying how wonderful her man is. Then I ask her how she found my post in the first place, if she has a boyfriend. She said she has a friend who uses CL for casual hookups. A friend... rriigghhtt. I called her out on it, then she responded with this. THIS WAS THE TURNING POINT.

Her: "Thanks for being honest, I really appreciate it. You are right, its easyer to be who you are and tell all the truth for a stranger, nothing depends on it. Than, here is my story. [1000-word novel on her life] Am I wrong? 8 years age difference, we met when I was 22, I grown a woman and I changed Im sure, I trust him, I know I could build and count on him, but Im not happy. Pffff..."

Now she's sending me page-long emails back and forth every few hours. She is Hungarian, and has been in the country only a few years. She is absolutely fascinated with my life right now. I sent her a link to one song on my band's website, and she listed to the whole fucking album. She apologizes for her messages being too long, and gave me her first name and the town she lives in.

She lives 2 hours away, but I'm going to continue to game her to see where it goes. I'm past the hook point, but not sure if she is attracted. Considering if I should go for her phone number or SPAM or just say lets grab a coffee one day. In any case, how I got this far with a poorly-formatted version of that post is blowing my mind...


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:27 am 
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after reading this im impressed, i will have to try this, any suggestions of the profile picture (have one or not)?
is anyone using this near Palm Springs--CA?
what do you guys think of this cocky pic(which one if any?)...

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I would go with the second pic in the limo but if you can get pics with you drink in had girl in the other will do wonders. If you club a lot it's simple carry a point & shoot, have fun and take pics with chicks. If you have a pic with a HB8 that validates your profile and girls are likely to believe your profile is real.

Profile with no pictures of yourself create mystery and intrigue but won't get you a date until you send them a pic and you look like channing tatum.

Happy Boning brah


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