ME:I want you in every possible position ;p
HB: omg, you're a little cocky sob arent you. Lol,i like you for some reason. Definatly know how to make me laugh.
ME:Cocky? Me??? Noooooo wayyyyy...I'm just pretty honest, and tell it like it is really

HB:yes!!!!!!
ME:pffft....What would you know..You probably like beta-males who insecurely ask you things like "Why don't you have a boyfriend?", "What would you like to do tonight, honey?", "I think you're sooo beautiful, I'm going to put you on a pedistal you can't possibly live up to!", etc instead of guys like me who have their shit together and know what they want :p lol
HB:Ha! me and beta-males, as you call it, do not get along. i can pick up insecure men and i dont like it.
anyways as you say you know what you want... what do you want??
ME:Jeez we have so much in common already..Shit..we're both single caucasians, have cars, like to play pool, and neither of us like to pick up insecure men! ...or any men in my case haha As for what I want...I'd like to pet your doggy and give you a bone :p **her profile picture is her and her dog lol**
HB:Hahaha!I'm glad you agree with me about the men part. where is your pic? Shit!
ME:Did you just call me a "shit"?! Calling me names is no way to get in my pants!!

As for my pic, its in my pocket :p
Maybe I can e-mail it to you sometime
HB:Ha! no i wasnt call you shit.
I haven't answered back yet
The profile does pretty well