Who has a good awkward, funny, or bad experience since they have been a pua?

I went out on Valentine's Day, hoping to put some of this new knowledge to use on a night that I'd been told was good for sarging.

1) My opening was clumsy. It got the set talking, but it was rude, vulgar, and set the wrong tone.
2) The girl I was talking to wasn't as attractive as I first thought. I wanted to bail, but didn't.
3) I said something I shouldn't have and the girl jumped on it. I still didn't bail. The conversation turned into a fight.
4) Angry at myself and with my frame blown to bits, I ended up just walking away and then leaving the bar in shame about ten minutes later.
5) I learned later that a nearby guy had overheard me and recognized my technique as "Total Mystery Method." The only bright spot is that he didn't out me. He just stood there and listened while I dug myself a hole and made him look good.

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Some vices miss what is right because they are deficient, others because they are excessive, in feelings or in actions, while virtue finds and chooses the mean.
Aristotle, Ethica Nichomachea