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"You look fine"

Unless you say this like, "Damnnn you look fineeee" then use another adjective.


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You guys forgot what may be the MOST annoying "holla" at a girl...

"hey yo miss" - followed by "ya bootiful"

Or whistling

Or not saying anything at all... just standing there with your mouth open dumfounded like you just saw Jesus Christ break out in the macarena

Girls don't like be gawked and holla'd at

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"I love you" when you don't.
"I trust you" when you don't.
"I wanna bang you like a drum" when she's Catholic.

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You gotta love the "So . . . " opener. So creative and so tactful.

"So . . . "

"So . . . you come here often?"

"I bet you do . . . "

"So . . . can I buy you a drink?"

"Why not?"

"Come on, it's only one drink. Don't make me beg you."

"OK, OK . . . I'm begging. Just have one drink with me."

"You sure? Because you reeeaaally look like you could use a drink? . . . "

"So fuck you bitch! . . . I was only joking when I said I'd buy you a drink anyways."

Turn to the next girl:

"So . . . "


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The "You Know" Guy:

"You know, I think you're really hot."

"Come on, you know it."

"Well yeah, I like to party once in a while, cut loose . . . you know . . . "

"So can I . . . you know, have your number?"

"You know why. . . "

"Come on . . . You know what they say about teases . . ."

"Hey, just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I can't be hurt you know."

"You know I have feelings."

"OK, whatever. I gotta go join my crew, you know?"

"See you next time but you should be nicer to me you know? Because . . . You know I might see you again? Yeah . . . you know . . . "


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AAAARGH that drives me nuts when people do that. when anyone does it, it's annoying, let alone a guy trying to act suave...

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The "ya know guy"
and the "what if" girl

Need to get together and save us all from their annoying lives!

... "but, what if you don't like me in the morning"
what if, I'm not as good as your last girlfriend
what if I cant make you cum? are you going to tell everyone?
what if my boyfriend finds out?
what if i sleep with you and you dont like me anymore?

... ugh...

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AAAARGH that drives me nuts when people do that. when anyone does it, it's annoying, let alone a guy trying to act suave...
I do this, and I need to break the habit. Shit sucks, y'know?

Also, "my love is stronger than any restraining order." Yes, I actually said that once to a set that was blowing me out.

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I hate people who do that! It's worse than those ditsy girls that say 'like' all the time. For some reason, every hockey player in the world says 'you know' 50 times in every interview, at least twice per sentence. Jesus...

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Any feminist joke... "women in the kitchen...' stereotyping. Don't do thatttt!

Making a habit of saying "I dunno" after everything is also bad.


I also find that unless you mean to (being cute) Saying "uhhh" before anything = bad

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Maybe guys just shouldn't talk at all :P


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Any feminist joke... "women in the kitchen...'
Ha ha ha . . . ha ha . . ha . . ha ha . . :lol: :lol: :lol: I love those . . .


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