Went NC with girl i broke up with cuhz she got annoying. She wanted me back for like 2-3 weeks. Last week for NO REASON at all I acted beta and sent her a msg saying i miss her n shit cuhz i was in a good mood, little did i know, she was already starting to finally get over me. She said okay well let's hangout then blah blah. I started getting really beta and began txting her first. Called her and told her how i felt. "NEVER DO THAT BULLSHIT" I took advice from this girl i know, worst. advice. ever.
Fast forward. 2 days ago it's been a month i've went No contact. Anyways I decide to call her to see if she still liked me "keeping it subtle of course". I didn't stay direct, played it smart. Her phones broke. I still have her moms number. I asked, is this "anonymous" mom? via text. 10 seconds like ex calls from moms number sounding angry as fuck.
fast forward. i asked what she planned on doing with the poem i gave her 4 months ago. she said she doesnt know where it is. I told her, okay you sound dumb cuhz you always keep it in the slot in your wallet but continue by saying "If you wanna keep it, keep it, if you plan on throwing it away, i think you should give back to me." She tells me she already threw it away. I laugh and say alright cool, peace. phone convo over.
Oh yeah i forgot to say like a week before this i got a friend req from her on facebook, but she musta clicked it by accident while stalking my page or some shit cuhz she took it back.
I Txt her next day saying "ta haa look what i found" it was a video but video didnt send only text. and then THIS HAPPENED. i was so surprised. Oh yeah i thought her moms number was her new number seeing as how she called me from it. You can read how the conversation went below if you want. It's pretty interesting how she blew up.
her: Why do u keep texting my moms phone .?! Like its the thing to do. cuhz its not why do u still have her number in your phone. delete it and stop texting/calling it.!!!!!! your an ex for a reason....!!!!!! (Uhm didnt i break up with her? LOL) I dont want to talk to u nor hangout with you. Nor talk to u it needs to stop. If u cant tell your blocked on everything everything s in the trash. Everything is erased from my memory. so erase everything as if you never knew me.. oky? okay. have a nice life cuhz i know im havin one
*10 minutes later*
Im fed up like just stop hitting me up
(We havent talked in a month she obviously said this shit to show her friends and look high value or some stupid reason.)
Me: 2 things; I only texted twice. Once was for te poem back. Never called?
2. Keep texting her phone? What? I thought this was your # and only texted twice because of the poem and an old video i found. You need to relax. stop trying to make a scene. Bye.
Her:u clearly said is this "anonymous's" mom soo u sound dumb
Me:i asked if it was and you called me right after. So i figured it was yours. Relax girl. Don't nobody want you no more.
Her:Bitch yo ass be the person hittin me up .. I definately dont want you no more trust and believe that i regret going out with you in th first place honestly... all my friends said u were ugly and i didnt realize it until now. Well actually a long time ago.
(HAHAHA THE REASON WE MET WAS BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS HOT. and while we werent even officially dating yet she told me about how all her friends and family thought i was cute and she even showed random strangers photos of me asking what they thought and THEY said i was cute. I dont know where all her lies and rage is coming from)
Me: Hahaha. I'm so ugly that's why I got girls txtin me saying they wanna fuck right? Hahaa alright. (Literally my neighbor) And truthfully all my friends and 2 aunts said you were ugly ( most of my friends and 2 cuhzins) and i could do wayyyy better. Some even said you looked like a man. (2 of my friends actually said this along with 2 of my aunts) Honestly. I didnt give a fuck what none of them said. It was our relationship not theirs. I dont regret anything. Was cool while it lasted. Goodbye.
Her: But im far from uglii and my aunts cuzzins and friends everyone aid it. byee.
me: Yo aunt and mom said "I was cute to be a chocolate" remembeR? just stop.
(They actually said this word for word)
Her:They said it to u.. but to me they said ur ugly so dont get to cocky.
Her: so "Just stop"
Me: No. That day your aunt drove me home I called you later that night and you told me everything she said soo.. please stop while your ahead
Her:U a motha fucking lie i never said that but this convo is irrelevant bye Louis stop fuckin textin me
Me"TA HAA. Alright "anonymous" whatever you say cuhz your obviously always right. Jazmin was right, You lie like crazzzzyyy. PeAce.
(Jazmin was this girl who warned me about this girl i dated before we were dating saying how she was "fast" and how she was the biggest liar ever. Who woulda known she was right?)
Her: stfu ur irrelevant and a dumb ass niggaa
Me: Oh my god. You are so adorable. Can I like adopt you or something?
Her: Nikka bye
I was cracking up by the end of this conversation. Anyways. Onto the next one.
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