This is the aftermath from my epic lay report.

Alright last week I had a very fucked up week. It started on Tuesday. I came home from work and started drinking. Once I had a buzz going I decided that since it's been over a month since talking to Amanda, I'd hit her up and try to fuck her. I texted her and immediately her bf replied threatening to kill me from his phone. Here's what it looked like.

SK-hey bratface, you're not a very good fuck buddy.
BF-If you bother my gf text or otherwise, I'm gonna come over there and carve you up and mail the pieces to your mother.
SK-are you the bf she cheats on? Cause if you are, I wouldn't threaten me. I'm dangerous, come over and get me if you wish.
BF-don't harass me either or I'll do what I said I would. You were a one night stand.
SK-She knows where I'm at. In fact we were talking for 6 weeks before fucking. I'm not afraid of you at all.
BF-If I don't kill you, I'll at least make sure she files harassment charges on you.
SK-really? Why did she ask me for advice on how to end it with you?
SK-If she likes you so much, why does she give her # to randoms and fuck them?
SK-It's not my fault, it's hers. Don't make me out to be the bad guy.
BF-I'm not doing that. Just leave her alone, that's all we want.
SK-You or her? I'm the alpha make here not you so step the fuck off. I'm not afraid to defend myself.
SK-(pic of my Glock 40 wrapped in her thong on my bed Tell Amanda thanks for the trophy.

I was furious. I proceeded to drink into blackout mode. I called in drunk on Wednesday and Thursday cause I couldn't drive. My boss was too pissed to talk to me on Friday. I talked to him today. He said if you don't feel like pressing charges, you should at least notify the police in case he breaks in or burns it to the ground.

A little more background since some guys here were worried I'd get serious about a slut. Amandas husband moved out in October. She met the bf in December and he wanted to be serious and actually proposed to her when she was still married. She told him the same as me. That she wants to enjoy the single life for a bit and doesn't want to be pinned down for a while. The day after we fucked she dumped him again. He went to her house on Monday night with flowers and balled his eyes out begging her not to leave him. He even threatened suicide. This happened after this text exchange that we had.

A-send me a picture of your dick.
SK-send me one of your pussy.
A-I know your home, just send it.
SK-(dick pic)
A-I can't wait to have that in my mouth again.
SK-show your sexy friends.
A-I already sent it to them lol.
SK-good, when can I see you again.
A-I got a babysitter for Wednesday.
SK-I'll see you Wednesday for movie night.

Wednesday came and went but, I didn't see her. Apparently they got back together and she isn't happy. She doesn't want to be responsible for him dying and she told me she doesn't like sleeping with him because it gives him false hope.

I feel bad for the guy to be honest. Amanda is one of those amazing beauties that would be hard to let go. I think deep down he knows they won't be together forever. I myself just don't want to be the straw that broke the camels back.

Since last week, I've been extra careful leaving my house. I'm armed and take precaution. I'm not worried about him coming to my work because I work at a secured facility.

Amanda gave me no inkling she was involved with anyone at all. Be careful out there guys.

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