Guys I just got home from what I consider a great weekend.

Friday night my friend and I went to a bar that normally plays club music but, on Fridays they play country music instead. Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses type shit. Whatever, I was peacocking by accident because I was wearing a very gothic looking long sleeved black shirt that has with wings on the back. No cowboy hat or boots for me.

I got more drunk than I like to be but still remember most of what happened. We ran into another friend of ours. He pointed out a HB for me to hit on. I walked right past her to the hottest babe in site.

SK-hi, if I didn't meet you today, I'd be mad at myself. Whats your name?
HB-Ashley
SK-I'm SLIPKNOT
We shook hands.
SK-you look very huggable! Can I give you one.
HB-yes
She gave me a very big hug and we were in the middle if the dancefloor. All eyes were on us. Pre selection has been made.
SK-you look pretty young, that was a great hug.
HB-I'm only 19. That's why my hands have Xs on them.
SK-if you want to drink, we can go to my house right now.
(not the Apocalypse but, close enough)
HB-I'm actually engaged.
(shows the ring)
SK-OMG, don't do it. You'll hate yourself in 5 years. People shouldn't consider marriage until 25.
HB-my fiance is cool. I'm in love.
SK-is he here? I don't want him pissed off.
HB-no, he's out with his friends.
SK-then I guess we can hug each other again.
(I was wasted, deal with it)
HB-yes
This time we held it longer. My friends were like WTF?
SK-your fiance better treat you as well as I would.
HB-he is a very nice guy
(every once in a while a nice guy wins)
SK-since I can't fuck you, I'll just give you a going away hug because you're awesome.
(we did again and this time held it even longer and she was crushing my body into hers.)

I walked away with an erection and my friends couldn't believe what they saw.

Later on a girl I had eyeballed and was sitting at my second friends table I approached. I knew she saw me and the HB10 earlier cause it happened right in front of her table.

My memory is a little foggy but, this its what happened.

SK-do you smoke?
HB-yes
SK-lets go outside
HB-ok
(I grab her hand and lead us out)
SK-so your friends with xxxxx
HB-yes, we went high school together.
SK-what year did you graduate?
HB-in 05

This is where I started phasing in and out of blackout.

I do remember this.

SK-do you want to just leave this bar and go to my house right now?
HB-no, I don't like sleeping with men I just met.
SK-that's good because if I fucked you too soon, I'd lose interest or you would too and it wouldn't work.
HB-I respect myself more than that.
I started hugging her and didn't let go.
SK-I want to kiss you right now.
We start making out and she kisses almost identical to one off my ltr exes. It was great. We stopped and talked, then made our, the talked, then made out for the next hour and a half.

I screened her pretty bad too.

I got her number and she made me call her right then so she could make sure I had the correct one. At closing time she gave my friend and I a ride to my house cause we were both too drunk to drive. I'll hit her up next Friday unless she initiates beforehand.

Today my same friend from last night came out to a different club. Other than the 2 bartenders that are HB10s I Apocalypsed the hottest girl in the bar. I saw her outside smoking. She was with 2 gfs and 5 dudes. The guys had just met them that night. One guy was all over this chick but no kino. I could see her buying temperature was high and couldn't wait to steal her from this chode. The guy disappeared and she sat at a booth with a mixed 5 set.

SK-is that guy you're with your bf?
(knowing it wasn't)
HB-WHAT?
She pulls me in closer cause it's very loud.
SK-is that guy you're with your bf?
HB-no, I'm totally single.
SK-I heard you outside earlier. Are you divorced or something?
HB-no, I'm just a single mom. Never married. I am 100% single.
SK-do you want to get out of here and go to my house right now?
(I hold eye contact and it was like slow motion. She looked straight at me to see if I was serious or kidding. She could tell I wasn't joking. Then realized she should reply. It was like watching her face go from shocked, to is he serious, to should I go hesitation to this.)

HB-I can't have sex with you. You're a random.
SK-I didn't say have sex. I just want to hear you tell me about your favorite chapters in 50 Shades of Gray. Plus I don't have sex on the first date. You have to wait until the second.
HB-I'm kinda drunk right now. I shouldn't leave with a stranger.
SK-that's probably a good idea. What's your #?
HB-XXX-XXX-XXXX
SK-name?
HB-spells it for me. Text me sometime.
SK-I'm a texting junky. I will.
(if I remember to say that I do so later I can text stuff like "just feeding my addiction")
SK-lets get our picture together.
HB-ok
We got a pic taken on my phone.
SK-you're so huggable. (as I start giving her a back rub one handed from in front of her.) Are you gonna remember me tomorrow?
HB-of course I will SLIPKNOT. (she smacks my ass) I'm telling everyone what you said to me.
SK-good, I'll text you soon.
HB-Nice meeting you.

And that was that. My friend who isn't into PUA stuff and is very shy couldn't believe what he just saw again. I try to help him but he has crippling AA and won't talk to women much.

Now that my balls are beyond steel, I can't wait to try this again. If you have you know that ultimate caveman feel. If you don't, FUCKING DO IT!! I'm ready to ditch direct game for this. It's that awesome to go ultimate caveman and not give a fuck.

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lol, awesome. You have got balls of steel bro.