Night 24
Topics: Being the most Alpha person in the group
Last night, my very AFC roommate and his even more AFC friend number closed two girls, and he told me that they were coming over tonight to pregame and then they were heading downtown. He invited me along, but apologized that I would be the fifth wheel. I decided to see the girls first, and if they were good targets then I would certainly come along, and I would also not be the fifth wheel. They would be the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th wheels and I would make the group revolve around me

. I am not usually the AMOG, but I need practice being it, and my competition is two Saudi Arabian AFC's who can barely understand English let alone speak it. I was just hoping the targets were good looking enough to make me want to try, but I didn't have high hopes because of the aforementioned shortcomings of my roommate.
So tonight came along, and the girls strolled into our apartment. I've gotta give the guys some credit that these girls didn't flake, although I did help out with that a little bit. Their plan yesterday was to pregame at our apartment, but they sent a text this afternoon that said "Hey we're out to dinner right now and then we're heading downtown at 9:30." My roommate's friend typed out a response that said "We bought lots of alcohol already, you will come drink with us first." I stopped him quickly before he sent it and changed it to "9:30 is too early to head downtown. Come pregame at our apartment and we will head downtown at 11." She responded "OK sounds good."
So the first girl walked in and she was decent, I'd say HB6.5 girl with a good body and an okay face. Then her friend walked in...HB8.5 Egyptian goddess. This girl looks exactly like fuckin Cleopatra, with jet black hair and bright blue eyes (this combination is the ultimate for me). Sooo...target acquired.
I go take a shower while they hang out. Like I said, I'm not usually alpha but I knew this would be good practice tonight. So as soon as I got out of the shower I basically ignored the girls and talked with the guys. Then I took the lead and said "Ok, finish your drinks and we'll leave in 10 minutes. I can drive but I can't take everyone...sorry girls

." (There were 5 guys and 2 girls there). They laughed and warmed up to me right away. They basically started ignoring the other 4 guys and just started talking to me. Two guys decided not to go, so we had 5 of us in my car...the two guys who number closed them, the two girls, and me.
We drove downtown and the other two guys barely spoke. The kAFC (King AFC) spoke once, and he talked about how he is looking for true love and will keep the girl in his eyes and in his heart forever (no joke). He got LJBF'd before we even got out of the car. His "target" was sitting next to him, and she said "[kAFC], you are such a great FRIEND of mine, just like [Egyptian goddess]." I threw in some negs, got called rude (playfully), and was having a great conversation with the girls while we were looking for parking. And looking for parking. And looking for parking. Forever.
We looked for parking for about 45 mins. I have to wake up early tomorrow and told them all that I would only stay out til 1:30 so they have to find their own rides home if they were staying later. Well, we were still looking for parking at 12:45, so even though I was doing well with both girls, I decided to fuck it, drop them off and get back home. When I told them that, they were not happy. They realized that the fun one in the group was leaving and they would be stuck with the not-so-fun ones. They begged me to come out with them, and when I let them out of the car, the HB6.5 leaned into the front seat and kissed me on the cheek, and the Egyptian goddess made me roll down my window so she could hug me and kiss me on the cheek too.
So, my practice being the AMOG worked really well. I know what you're thinking right now..."Chopper suck it the fuck up and stay out later!!!!!!!!" But there was no end in sight to the parking search. Next time we leave after midnight, we're taking a cab for sure.