Now, I don't know how things are where you guys are from, but here in Denmark, you cannot (and should not) try to out-AMOG an AMOG; mostly because he will beat the living crap out of you and laugh at your broken body.

So I want to see if you guys have some sneaky ways of dealing with the AMOG's? Here is two examples that I've successfully used.

Situation 1. I'm playing table-football (seriously is this the right translation?) with a girl, we win and she hugs me, when her boyfriend comes over with two of his friends.

*He pushes me, oh crap. Okay he isn't the biggest guy in the world and I am not a small guy. I can take him his friends would then kick my ass, and my friends would kick theirs, I'd "win" the interaction sure, but I'd have blown my chance with the chick and gotten a beating in the process, what to do? What to do?
Him: "Don't hit on my girlfriend!"
Me "Relax mate.."
*He pushes me again.
Me "Dude. Stop! there's a better chance that'll I'd hit on you man, I get jealousy it sucks, but you don't have to worry about me"

Now what happens is that this guy melts, he doesn't know whether to happy that I am not hitting on her, or scared that I might start hitting on him AND he is taking what I am saying at face value because, well...

...What straight guy would ever imply that he is gay.

Then I turn to his girlfriend and go "I'm sure he means well, but your boyfriend is a bit rude" and she start scolding him, he is literally shrinking into to ground, now is the fact that I've implied that I am gay going to hinder my game? Nope, so it's all good.

Situation 2. Gorilla-Guy and the hot blond.
Now these two are only friends, but he is still the AMOG, if i start hitting on his friend he is going to try and sabotage it. So I used one of my female friends as a grenade (there is a longer and more detailed post about this, and if you want I'll link to it) now he is occupied with her, and I am free to move in on his friend, even if he blows it, he isn't going to ruin my sarge, because I just gave him a girl. He'll give me a chance.


Anything thats been working for you guys, or that you want to test out bring it! I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

Good Luck out there

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

Because i can.

You have very good English, don't worry bro! I lived in Germany for 2 years and even though I became fluent in German to the extent that people said I was better than Turks / Poles who'd lived there for 20 years, I still felt like I was making a ton of mistakes!

I try to make AMOGs look like paranoid control freaks: "I didn't realise you make a girl's decisions for her". or "Oh, I must have forgotten that [insert name] is not allowed to choose how she wants to act". The idea is to get an emotional spike out of girl, so that she feels trapped by the AMOG controlling what she does.

I like what you did with the whole "gay" thing. One time there was a big muscular guy on the dancefloor trying to move in on my set when I was drunk. So I ripped my shirt off and started grinding against the guy with my bare chest. He literally backed away from me and the girls thought it was the funniest thing she'd seen all night.

Peace bro!

Hahaha I'll definitely remember that dancefloor move and thanks for the complement.

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

Because i can.

If any of the girl's friends/boy friend/etc appears ... immediately notice them and react by telling the girl to introduce you to them with,

Whisper in girl's ear,
1) "Introduce me to your friend .. My name is [insert name] if you forgot .."
2) "Introduce me as your gay friend/shopping body/etc"

then isolate the girl immediately and say to the girl that you are such an asshole for stealing her from her friend/boyfriend. This is necessary because once you do the above steps the girl will rationalize ... "Does this guy know what he is doing?" ... and you basically rationalize for her by saying "I'm such an asshole for stealing you from your friends/boy friend."

If the girl introduces you to friends/boy friend ... the friends/boy friend has no choice but to trust her even though they know you are a threat ^_^.

Here is a great technique called the HAND OF GOD from RSD. This works well for any set even for mix sets.

- When you open a girl be loud and authoritative and say "You! Who are you?" as you reach out your hand like you are going to shake her hand. A high percentage of the time they will go for the hand shake ... as she grabs it pull her in towards you. By her grabbing your hand displays that she is complying to you and when her friends/boy friends/ etc sees this .... they have no choice but to trust her ^_^. ku ku ku .... The beauty of this is when you open hard by being loud and authoritative puts everyone in spectator/reaction mode where they can't do anything but watch how awesome you are. Isolate immediately and say to her friends/boy friends a FTC "2 minuetes ... 2 minutes ... 2 minutes" ... When you repeat the FTC ... the friends/boyfriends will repeat this in their head and you will get away with the girl ^_^ ... ku ku ku ...

This all happens in a matter of 1 minute ... It's so fast and efficient to disarme obstacles and isolating the girl and puts you in a Man to Woman interaction at the start.

Hahahaha Nice Donston I can already see the look on the AMOG's face as the wheels are turning and he's thinking "Should I do something? Naah, He'll leave in two minutes. Just two short little minutes, one minute and thirty seconds now, one minute and twenty; I'll just go get a drink...

...HEY!? Where did they go??"

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

Because i can.