Went on a Tinder date last night with an American. She told she is a vegetarian and a feminist so I instantly knew this was going be a dramatic night
I met up with her and got some drinks. She is really serious and the chat was really stagnant and platonic with me doing most of the work. I made long awkward pauses so she would contribute but that didn't work either. I decided to spice it up and use one of these old pranks that I used to play when I was a kid. She got a little offended at it and was just fucking awkward. I made the mistake of asking her about her feministic views. Mostly because at this point I have nothing to lose at this point since I am not into her....She has big epic tits though which helped her out a bit.
We played the question game which I think made things interesting, I asked her 'On a scale of 1-10, how attracted are you to me right now?' she said 6. I said 8 to her. (Mostly due to the boob size)
I finished my drink and said 'Well, thank you for meeting me, I am going to get going now' and then she suggested for another drink. I was close to declining but I took it as a big IOI despite what I have been through. I think the fact that I was going to bail made her attracted to me. We went to a different bar and the dynamic was much more tolerable and we actually got along well.
She took me to some weird backpacker bar thing and it was pretty cool and we sat down on the mats and put our feet up. We started talking about our childhoods and deepish topics and I can tell that she was comfortable with me. I go for a kiss and actually get it. She is really into it. After drink's I ask her if she wants to hang out at my balcony but she say 'No thanks, I got work tomorrow'
She then took me to her bike and dropped me off at my place. I text her:
Me - Hey, just to let you know, I got home safe
Her - Okay, dokie so did I
Her - There were probably a lot of opportunities for getting lost on your 100ft walk from where I dropped off
Me- Yes, too many
Me- Good night. I enjoyed the last half of the night, for sure
Her- I'm glad you decided not to go home so soon
Me - I'm glad you suggested a 2nd drink...
Her- You thought I was an 8 and you wanted to go home and I thought you were a 6 and I wanted to keep hanging out. Not sure what that says about either of us.
Me- Good point, I think it's probably due to the vibe and the looks were clashing the numbers up.
Me - But then both were good
- I would defo see you again
Her- Thanks, I would likd to see you again too
Me- Perhaps cinema and food next time, on the back row
Me- Then I can do the cliche arm around you move in the cinema...
Her- What if I put my arm around your shoulders first? Would that be less cliche?
Me- It would but I doubt that is in your agenda
Her- You don't know my agenda
Me- We shall see then...Good night
Her- So we shall, good night
As you can see, the texts are pretty solid. Just really strange how different she is in person. Hopefully, that wall has been crumbled and next time can meet will result in some USA sexy time.
I text Seluj and we decide to go out! Going to clubs after a date is a great idea, becasue you're kinda warmed up already and in state
Time to go out to Zoe's. I get there with Seluj and it is busy as fuck. I see like 3 previous girls I hooked up with in the same area, including last night's chick. I need to be careful now lol. Chiang Mai ain't that big. Last night girl started talking to me and she is wearing the same dress as previous night lol. Then my fuck buddy I guess is watching me like a hawk. But she is cool, she is fine with me hooking up with other girls. She texts me that she is a hooker and I told her I was with her last night and she didn't ask me for a penny. So perhaps I got a freebie - Who knows
Seluj pulls a girl who lives at the same place as us both. He disappears and I am all on my lonesome. My game is completely different solo. Such a different ball game. The lights turn on and I see a cute small girl like - 4ft 5 with big tits. I just hug her and she is into me and takes my hand and intro's me to her friends. They tell me to follow them and suddenly there is 3 of us on one moped riding into the darkness. We get to some gogo bar district and I am playing pool, Gotta be careful with paying for drinks and let them use you.
I told them that I had too much to drink and let them buy their own drinks. One sip of their cup can result in you getting the whole bill as well as the additional cock block sabotage. I kick her ass at pool and kill the clock. Then they kept taking me to these secret places that shouldn't be open. Zoe bar shuts at midnight and I was killing the clock to about 3am
It seemed like 6 hours and then her sister left me to it and took her to my place in a Tuk Tuk for some hanky panky. No resistance. Such a petite girl with a nice pair of boobies. She is really sweet but likes to lie in for hours and hours.