FYI: she likes asian guys ...

Me
Have no fear your asian knight has arrived. Sorry it took so long to finally reach you. I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog, rescuing damsels in distress, and freeing captured unicorns.

PS: You are the princess right?


HB8
Omg u r crazy .. Right ?

She is not going to play along! I personally try and have fun with these types of girls...Try this:

"Ahhhhh, I see you are not the princess afterall, you are the wicked witch in disguise! No I will not eat your apples, I don't know where they have been!!!" LOL

Peace...

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Crypto...
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All girl's are Freaks...It is your job to bring it out in them! - Crypto

You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood

^ Ya I figured to drop it because she obviously isn't going to play along, but that's pretty solid.

Never drop it.

If you're going to initiate with something fun and crazy, you lose a lot of credibility if you don't stay that way. I think it comes across as totally un-(in-?)genuine. But maybe girls are into that.

If she doesn't want to play along, she can go play in traffic.
Don't let her blow you out of the water that easily.

I like Crypto's idea. Maybe call her out at the end, asking her if she's one of those boring, unimaginative girls that's lost their youthful exuberance, or something.

But make sure to do it jokingly. Even if it's not a joke. Because those are the best kind of jokes.