Did post the first part of this in online but not much going on there, so apologies for doing it here now. Still the same principle so hope its ok..

scenario

1) Attractive girl on FB with 8 mutual friends.
2) Started emailing her earlier this week


Here is the convo..



Me: Planning on robbing a bank. How do you look in a balaclava and can you drive a tractor?



Her: Do we know each other? I haven't robbed a bank for a while now, as I almost got caught a few years ago and decided it wasn't worth it anymore! But yeah I look pretty good in a balaclava, was asked to model them but I declined! and i have just passed my theory tractor test, practical is on thurs..



Me: I recognise you from Crimewatch, but we have never met. Pleased to hear about the balaclava although I will need you in a tight fitting catsuit aswell.. its all part of the protocol. If you could rob one institution in England.. what would it be and why?

(didn’t hear at first so couple of hours later)

Me: Oi.. Where's my reply?! You started off quite funny ...
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Her: Someone else actually told me they had recognised me from Crimewatch, but it wasn't me, it was just someone playing me in the re inactment! My mum is actually repairing my cat woman costume at the moment as it was badly damaged during my bank robery phase If I could rob anything it would angelina Jolie's face!
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me: lol

me (again 2 hours later):So most girls I know are boring. There's a bit of banter there but are you good fun?

her: A bit of banter? Admit it I am funny! Depends what you mean by good fun?
PS: Who are you? how old are you?


Me: Funny?.. That's pushing it (second name).. but you are showing potential. I'm 33 years young. Good fun= meaning fun to be around..NOT in bed with me on the first meet.. you wouldn't be that lucky

Who am I?.... Well yes I in 'the local community' so my story is deeper, darker and more beautiful. Happy to share but to type here is a bit long so how do you suggest we finish the conversation, queen of reciprocal banter?



... so I sent this message two days ago late in the evening.. and havent heard back now. I know she posted something on someone else wall so she hasnt fallen off a cliff.

What do you think?.. what do I do? p.s. I am sure we are a similar age as it happens.

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Why start talking about sex after about four lines of conversation when the girl obviously still is cold?

Hi

Did you mean 'why'?.. Well I meant to do it in a funny way.. I also thought being sexual was ok.. but maybe not if you havent met person.

thanks for pointing that out. What would you do/say now?

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