I thought it would be funny if we could share our most outrageous or funny pick up situations that we have been in. They should be surprising, awkward, ironic, or whatever. It would just be fun to share our most outrageous pick ups. Personally I have little experience. But I did pick up a girl at an airport gate and made out with her on the plane ride. really hot too.

the only outrageous one was when I was pissed drunk in a club after having too many vodka red bulls, ran around with my shirt unbuttoned and ended up picking up an absolute horror

sorry for the cliché but I have a very boring life

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I wouldn't call this outrageous but it was pretty cool


So i was walking down the street with my buddy, I looked through the glass window of the restaurant to my right and noticed a hot ass Hostess standing right there.. I knocked on the window, she looked, I pointed to my phone, smiled and made a call me gesture with my other hand. She then went a got a piece of paper, wrote her number on it and stuck it to the window for me to copy...

A cool pick up without saying a word.

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These two tall girls were surrounded by like 5 may be 7 guys. I take one of my female friends and walk into the group and start hitting on one of the two. Quickly I isolate her leaving my friend in the group and then make out with her - take her number - bring her back to the group- then start talking to the other girl - isolate her make out - take her number and bring her back.

By now all the guys were gone and just my friend talking to the first girl. I later found out they were both SISTERS and they had discussed me on their way back home.

I went on two dates with the older sister as the younger one was just visiting her

Another one -

I meet this girl at the bar - make out - she disappears - I find her later at the bar - we make out again Only now her boyfriend just 6 feet away with his back to us !! I wave to call my friends over since I'm thinking I'm gonna get beaten now. But, as he turns I started talking to him, later they introduce me to one of her friends who I end up with that nite. I'm pretty sure I heard her whispering to her friend at one point that I was a good kisser lol !

These were my younger irresponsible days.

Jesus this thread could get out of hand lol. I was in Edmonton with some friends for a DJ Electro Show. I was drinking beer and R&R the whole way up. By the time we arrived we were all pretty smashed. Went inside bought more booze and started dancing. I met a girl who (I thought at the time) was hot lol. We were dancing together when I see my best friend come up with no shirt on through the club. I'm like "dude wtf where's your shirt?" he says "don't need one." haha. So of course I go tribal and take my shirt off. Next thing I know this girls feeling up my chest on the dance floor while the bouncers are hauling my best friend out. I guess the bouncer told him to put his shirt back on so he tied it around his arm and said "there it's on" haha! They haul his ass outside and this is like middle of winter in Canada! For what ever reason the bouncers didn't say anything to me. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that by this point the girl had her hand down my pants on the dance floor and was giving me a hand job! hahahaha I tell her "hey lets hit the washroom" she's like "no I won't do that" She put her number in my phone and we all left. We stopped at an A&W and I think I ate the biggest meal of my life. Next morning I see her number and simply hit delete. Good thing it happened in another city that shit was retarded haha.

This one isn't funny or outrageous, just plain stupid lol.
I was at a bar drinking of course with some friends. A girl comes in with her bf and I chat her up while the bf is busy with his friends. The night progresses, so does my alcohol intake. I run into her and whisper, I'm gonna be kissing you when your bf isn't looking. She smiles, so I take her into the bathroom and make out with her and feel her out a bit. Didn't really want the digits. Again, stupid.

A maybe less stupid one, similar to fuzes. I'm at bar looking at this girl all evening. She looks at me often. After a lot of eyefucking, I go up to her with a piece of paper and a pen. On the paper it said:
Name:
Number:

I walked up without saying anything and handed her the paper and the pen. She put in the info and I left. Never called her though. Shame.

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Well it got me friend zoned a lot.


I read some good stuff by Carlos Xuma and also 60 YOC.


The next girl who came along after K closing twice, at the next meet up in a club:


Me: ******?


Her: Yeah?


Me: I can't stop thinking about having my fingers inside you right now. Why are you making me think like that?!


Her: (laughter) come here


Proceeded to k close


Ended up fucking her a week or two later.




Not much for a lot on here, but a big big step forward for me at the time.

In my final semester at college/university, there was this HB8 that I developed lightning-fast one-itis for. It happened instantly. Lust at first sight. I hadn't found the pickup community at this point in my life, and I was absolutely awful at talking to girls. I was kind of shy and felt like my personality never had a chance to come out.

I quickly found that she had a boyfriend. I'm really not the kind of guy who likes to try to ruin relationships and steal girls away from their boyfriends - it's a personal moral of mine even to this day. But then, something happened: her boyfriend killed himself.

"Snarg, you fucking asshole", you say in your mind. Yeah, I know, but it gets worse. Hold on to your ass.

After hearing the news about her boyfriend and that she would not be in class for the next week, I rushed home and began typing an e-mail to her. I had to capitalize on these circumstances, you know? I said that I am incredibly sorry for her circumstances and if she needs absolutely anything to let me know. She replied the next day and seemed genuinely thankful.

Fast forward a bit, she came back to school and I asked how she was holding up. She was clearly still depressed, so I asked her out on a lunch date. It didn't go well at all - we had absolutely no chemistry, and she ate manly food. She ordered a chicken gyro, and I vaginally ordered a grilled cheese. Fuck off in advance, please.

Anyway, a friend of mine knew what I was up to, and thought it would be funny to tell some other guy about it as well. Unfortunately, this guy was also VERY good friends with this girl and he ended up telling her my entire strategy. Needless to say, I received a phone call which led to the ass-chewing of a lifetime, and I never saw her again.

Picking up a girl when her boyfriend is standing with his buddies 10 feet further..and actually succeeding.

haha, you disgusting bastard

This really made my day, I really hope that some day circumstances present themselves to me where I'll get to do something so gross, vile and unethical myself!

When i was 18 i was in Florence with my family, so me and my bro hit
some night clubs at night.
One of those nights i saw an italian girl walking so i decided to wink to her,
to which she answered with a smile.
The moment i saw the smile i shouted "Hey you! Stop!" and she did.
I started walking with her and tried to initiate a conversation.
She didnt know a word in english, kissed me with her teeth but had great boobs
so i forgave her. We made out till 6 am in the morning by then i got tired and just wanted to go back to the hotel but its a funny story.

Dammit I want to hear more stories. These are great!

Snarg, you fucking asshole

Picked up this 9 in Europe. First I thought I just had ridiculous game for F-closing in three hours. And then she asked for the 2,000 euros I owed her.

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