Let go of your ego. . . and have no fear (of that silly afc crap . . .)
By the time a girl asks you this question, she's already attracted to you. You've already held hands and touched and triggered some sexual interest. You've already shown her some qualities . . . so why ruin the fun with all the verbal self promotional bullshit?
Start with: "Well, it's probably because I'm not very good with women."
You either get, "Get outta here!" or a high eyebrow.
Then not in any particular order, things like:
"Maybe it's because I'm pretty conservative. You know, chocolates and flowers, that type of thing. Bad move? I've heard assholes get the girls but don't believe it." - while you're rubbing her thigh.
"You think it could be because I don't have sex on first dates? What's wrong with waiting until the 3rd date? Then you know . . . whatever she wants. . . toys, handcuffs, anal . . . but come on baby, I'm conservative! 1st date . . . all we're doing is making out like a pair of high school kids." - Where's your hand?
"So should I or should I not ask a girl's dad for permission to date her?" - with your hand around her waist, looking puzzled.
And I even like
Quote:
"I have 4 girlfriends"
But right when she's about to roll her eyes you go, "They just don't know it yet . . ."
Then for the:
Know-It-All Love Advisers: Follow and exaggerate their advice. They'll eventually advise you to fuck them.
Hysterical Laughters: Immediately drop the jokes and go sexual. Shift her heightened emotions toward sexual energy.
Girls who think they're playing a round of Bullshit and call "BS" with a poker face: Jeeze, how did you expect me to answer that question? I just don't have a . . . wait a second . . . did my ex-wife send you?"
Can't think of other reactions . . .
Generally, avoid the urge to self promote yourself like some used car salesman: "I'm Picky! I buy only the finest pre-owned cars in all of Ohio!" Avoid serious chats: Yes, girls looking for boyfriends want someone sincere and committed but why lecture her your relationship agreement contract when you're given an opportunity to flirt?