what's the best method of browsing girls on Facebook? I hardly ever FB obviously, so want to know how to go about it

look through friends of your friends, that way it's less likely they think you're a creeper

Ok, so I've followed "the method" and could use some help with a testing response. I poked a HB8, she poked back. I didn't reply and she messaged me a day or so later

Her: Hi, do I know you, don't recognise your name x

Me: Hey you know it's not safe to poke strangers, I guess your parents never taught you that.

Her: my friend did it lol. So you poked me and you don't know me :/

Anyone got a good response? I was thinking something like.."well I poke like 20000 people a day so don't feel too privileged." Or what's better?

Thanks in advance for any help.

We have a mutual friend btw if that helps

Going for either..

"ah, you know you liked it, say hi to your "friend" for me."

Or

"ah, you know you liked it. But you and your friend share an account? That's kinda lame..Facebook is free you know? "

ME: oi! you know its dangerous to poke strangers! i guess your parents never taught you that!


HB9: You started it

ME: you looked very pokable! but do you always poke random people back!?

HB9: Your not really a random person, I know of you x

ME: heard of me! nothing bad i hope xx

HB9: No I just have you on Facebook so guess I know you? you went to long c

ME: sorry love never seen you around... guess i try to avoid girls like you? cc

HB9: Girls like me? I don't like the sound of that
You dont recognise me at all? Awkward xx

ME: trouble, beautiful, way out of my league?
nah im just kiding... think i met you once when i was with bekki? xx


HB9: Haha thanks and yeah probably! xx

ME: yeah probably? well if you dont remember i might as well be a complete stranger then haha xxx

HB9: Okay let's start this again, hi stranger! I'm HB9, please refrain from poking strangers xx

ME: okay! hi stranger! I'm callum, I like to live on the dangerous side! what you gonna do about it! xx

HB9: Touché Callum! Do it then... If you dare xx





then she returned my poke... now im stumped i need some expert help as i dont want to fuck this up!!!!

any ideas???

I browsed the "People you may know" for a lil while, trying to find girls that are from my area, but that I have never known before....So, I poked probably about 10... I know its not that many.. I live in a small town, so I'm looking for girls that are outside of the social circles I've been a part of...so far, I got 0 responses lol

Spotted an HB9 on there last night so I thought I'd give this a blast. So far so good Turns out she's a hired gun from a pretty exclusive local nightclub so the pressure's on and I really don't want to fuck this up....

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Update: Added her and it's all good Got some chat going on the IM and we're meeting up tonight, albeit that her friends and my friends will be there.

Thanks OP

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this one is kinda old, but I give it a try.

ME: Used opener

HB7: I wanted to take a risk!

ME: So your a good girl, that never goes bad? Living on the dangerous side is fun!

HB7: Sure, I'm the good girl... not... I'm more like still water..

ME: They run deep.. I like! so what does you get het up?

HB7: unpolite and brash people and disrespect and you?

ME: damn, so how I can mess with you?!
disrespect is on point and people that ain't open for new stuff and putt finger's on curious stuff!

HB7: you want to mess with me

ME: if there opens a window for, sure.. allways fun
how about a clap on your ass?

HB7: you are fast

ME: I'm just checking things out.. good you like some slap on your ass.. turn to the other side so can slap the other side

HB7: haha, that's sheep

ME: Ok ok, I dont wanted to pull my black fuzzy handcuffs out, but now I have to! What do you say about that?!

HB7: I had to laugh...

EDIT: I've just tried and got her IM.

ME: Just a smile.. where is your enthusiasm, the heart, the passion?! I show you my handcuffs and you laugh... pff..

HB7: Im allways passionate and have a big heart!

ME: i like!
hey, do you have MSN or stuff like that?

HB7: (wrote a name of a messanger that is know in europe like this:)
IM?

ME: ehm.. i think so.. this is my IM

I think its bad, that I gave her my IM?

We hade a small conversation, here is a smal sum up. (It's 2 a.m. in Europe)

she added me
HB7: Hey

ME: Hey hey.
Your car on that picture?

HB7: unfortunately not

ME: Damn, I would love to have a ride
What you'r doing that late, its bedtime little princess

HB7: No college tomorrow
and you?

ME: Same here. and I watch some NFL.. but my stream fucked up right now!!!

HB7: whata problem

ME: damn, a big one, you got it! shiat!
so you'r only chatting or you have stuff to do

HB7: I've stuff to do but now I've gtg.
good night

Later, after she was offline

ME: allright! good night


Ok,that the NFL stuff fucked it a liltle bit up.. I'm not that interested in the conversation, or?
When do I write her back? I've got the day off, but I dont want to be the whole day online and wait.. So what to do? And what should I write her?

So I poked this girl, and she poked me back. Then I messaged her..

Me: hey, don't you know it's not safe to poke strangers?

Her: haha, seriously? you poked me first, and i don't lose poke wars, so i didn't have a choice

Me: hehe, well you looked very pokeable
oh okay, bring it on then!

Her: hahah.. xb
i will!


What do I respond now ? I don't wanna come on too hard..

A few weeks ago I poked about 50 random HB8's thru HB10's.... Just last night I finally got a poke back from a HB 8....

I sent the following message:

Me: Did your parents not teach you the dangers of poking strangers? :-p
Her: Lol I didnt it was taylor and she was on my fb I think but I didnt say hey to you or poked you lol but yeah
Me: Jeez..Blaming your innocent friend for your inability to shake off the temptation of poking me lol tsk tsk tsk.. I can tell that you're trouble
Her: Wtf!!




lol So...that didn't work as planned lol Unless theres a way to turn it around... But I get the vibe that she's just not into it, lacks personality, and lacks a sense of humor...so its whatever

Me: Hey, you know its not safe to poke strangers!? I guess your parents never taught you that!
HB: Haha I hit that on accident and idk how to take it off
Me: Thats what I tell me boys the morning after a night of drinking..When I was drunk she was a 10, when I woke up she was a 2 that I hit on accident!!
HB: lmao your silly...


honestly didnt expect her to reply to that last reply lol

is this thread dead now?

So theres this girl that I went to high school with aparently.. We have a few mutual friends. But I have no idea who she is..She looked cute so I poked her.

She poked me back...then about 8 hours later sent me a friend request.

I did NOT poker her back, or accept her request. I messaged her.

Me: I was taught not to talk to strangers, but here you are poking and trying to befriend me...Tempting me to stray from the righteous path
HB: lol well you poked me so i figure i would friend you...thats nicer then poking
HB: and we did go to high school together too....



I honestly have no idea who this girl is..I have no memory of her at school...I really hope she's not some whale lmao I can't see her pictures and the only one she has is her face, which is cute.


Me: Well, you'll have to refresh my memory, as I transferred to a different high school after my junior year lol
HB: ugh lol i dont know then but i do remember you....you were in an auto area werent you? or cadd? or electrical?
Me: no, no, and no haha
HB: Criminal Justice?
Me: lol no
HB: ummmmm well it wasnt child ed...or cosmetology....
Me: I saw you in the "People You May Know" section, thought you looked pokable, so I poked you lol wasn't expecting a high school reunion lol
HB: lol sorry i wont bug you then lol
Me: lol you're fine..I just meant that I didn't realize we went to the same school until you mentioned it
HB: yea i knew you looked familiar lol
Me: You did not...I bet you looked at our mutual friends and just assumed we knew eachother from school :p


Now she's probably like, this fucking guy...

She hasn't answered back after that one lol

Guess its time to accept her friend request and see if I just blew it with a real HB, or as the Jersey Shore would describe as a grenade lol


update....after accepting her request, and looking at a few pics, I realize I remember her. She looks better looking in the face than she did in high school, but....I'd rather pass..
And of course, after I accept her friend request, she starts to message me again...argghhh now I feel like a dick for having to stop talking to her and delete her from my friends list