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Do I intimidate you?
The only time I get intimidated by a girl is when I am handcuffed to the bed and while she is on top of me, she pulls out a butcher knife....
I do not see a butcher knife, but I bet you have handcuffs.

***You are just saying that to get into my pants****

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actually im tryin to get inside your head. but thats funny u think u have a chance :lol:

new shit test: you think youre the shit dont you?
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actually im tryin to get inside your head. but thats funny u think u have a chance :lol:

new shit test: you think youre the shit dont you?
Well I do shit pearls that smell like roses. 8)


Shit test:
Lemme guess that was...a "neg?" Are you going to demonstrate your high value now? (she then laughs, arrogantly) I know your tricks.

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Shit test:
Lemme guess that was...a "neg?" Are you going to demonstrate your high value now? (she then laughs, arrogantly) I know your tricks.

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Then why are you leaning forwards, playing with your hair and showing me your cleavage?


Shit Test: That Guy over there keeps waving at you and giving you thumbs up. Is he with you?
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no more intimidading than my lass girl and no were near as intimidating as the kool aid man lol(even better if you've seen dane cook)

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whoah how did i end up talking to you

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(She probably said it in a sarcastic way, but act like it was an optomistic way) Well, first I came over here to be nice, it seemed to me that a girl like you probably doesn't receive very much male attention. Then I decided i would really make you feel good and continue the conversation.

(she might say something like) well you are just hitting on me

(you say) hitting on you!?!? I was just passing the time until someone a little more interesting came by.


SHIT TEST:
Her - how old are you?
me - im ____
Her - well you act like you are ...(10 years younger than age)...
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Her - how old are you?
me - im ____
Her - well you act like you are ...(10 years younger than age)...

For the record im 17.

Answer: So.... what your saying is your attracted to 7 year olds. Im, pretty sure theres laws against that sort of thing. But hey, who am I to judge, I have a thing for 90 year old women with big bank accounts.

Shit test: My friend likes you. (she just introduced you to her friend and she is dog ugly)

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SHIT TEST:
Her - how old are you?
me - im ____
Her - well you act like you are ...(10 years younger than age)...

For the record im 17.

Answer: So.... what your saying is your attracted to 7 year olds. Im, pretty sure theres laws against that sort of thing. But hey, who am I to judge, I have a thing for 90 year old women with big bank accounts.

Shit test: My friend likes you. (she just introduced you to her friend and she is dog ugly)
answer: your friend must get more attention than you.

shit test: ur asian, u must have small.....
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(play it off with a smile like youre being modest)yes i no and its true, i do have small figurines of________ in my house i can't help it they're so cute!!(big smile)




shit test:

you should do something about that acne

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shit test:

you should do something about that acne
I know I've been trying cover my entire forehead for the past 3 months and haven't had much luck, whats your secret? :?


shit test: (real life experience courtesy of rhiannon as i pulled into remote car park at 11pm)

Is this where you take all your girls then?
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shit test:

you should do something about that acne
I know I've been trying cover my entire forehead for the past 3 months and haven't had much luck, whats your secret? :?


shit test: (real life experience courtesy of rhiannon as i pulled into remote car park at 11pm)

Is this where you take all your girls then?
Answer: 'All your girls'... what am I, a piece of meat. You know the last time a girl used that line on me, she ended up trying to take advantage of me. I can see you are trying to do the same thing... I can see right through you (go into the sexual predator routine here).

New Shit Test

Don't ever say that to me again

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dint ever say that to me again

....what is that reverse psychology? u think ur smart?ok ill give you that




shit test"
if you're not gonna buy me a drink then y r u over here?

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shit test: "if you're not gonna buy me a drink then y r u over here?"

Answer: Im looking for women to do my laundry.

New shit test: Can you look after my bag while i dance for a bit?

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New shit test: Can you look after my bag while i dance for a bit?
Answer: You could, but don't blame me if its contents are "accidentally" sold off to that creepy guy over there.

New test: Is that a new pickup line? It's quite original, I'll give you that.
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New test: Is that a new pickup line? It's quite original, I'll give you that.
(genuinely) thanks, thats what everyone keeps telling me

Followup test: So why are you still by yourself/where are all those girls?
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