One of my friends, who is infact female, shared this with me today. I think it's pure gold.

PUA: "Excuse me, are you from Ireland!?"
Girl: "Erm.. no, why!?"
PUA: "Oh.. it's just I saw you from over there, and my cock was definitely Dublin!"

Or obviously you could say to a girl on facebook/wherever else online "I was looking through your pictures".

If they answer "yes I am!" then you could just reply "Oh i thought so! Cause i saw you from over there..." instead.

I don't know how it'd work in America/outside of Europe, purely cause I don't know what percentage of girls (or even guys!?!) know that Dublin is in Ireland haha

It's quite sleasy, but it's also very funny and could open up a nice little C+F persona, agreed?

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Behind the lady who dances and the man who madly drinks, i'll show you the truth about love.

Cool

This opener is excellence. I haven't read shit like this in a while. I am going to use it this weekend out on tourist girls. Yes, there are many well know opener lines that are sleasly with some retarded humor and are posted on the internet worldwide, like: "See those stars, see that moon? Ok, enough of romance, lets get back in and have sex" and shit like that.

But this kind of sleasy humor takes it to a whole new level. You aren't just some horny frustrated idiot with this one. It demonstrates to her that you wanna fuck her, you're confident about it, very straightforward and DAMN FUNNY. I think that every normal girl in an ok mood will crack her ass on this one. And I am gonna try this at least 20 times.

Thank you, sincerely.

Cheers Splican, I appreciate your response and definitely agree.

Let me know how you get on with it!

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Behind the lady who dances and the man who madly drinks, i'll show you the truth about love.

TO AFC's

DO NOT BRING UP YOUR COCK IN AN OPENER..


If yer gonna say some shit like this.. you better know how to Calibrate it right or otherwise yer beggin to get hit..

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

honestly?


Have you field tested this with success?

It seems a little....Jay and silent bob, leaving no opening for conversation and the point of an opener is to start a convo without being the creepy gay and I just don't see this as saying. Hey, I'm fun, witty and someone you want to get to know.

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-DJ_Z

Admittedly I haven't field-tested it no. Unless you consider saying it to about 10-15 girls on facebook a field test. It actually went down quite well with a few girls that I hadn't spoke to to a while, and got the ball rolling as to setting up a few meets.

I get what you're saying. It is possibly sleasy and yes it probably doesn't DHV you, but you could drop it in mid-conversation as a joke if you had a C+F persona already built, that way the girl would be less inclined to be freaked out by it.

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Behind the lady who dances and the man who madly drinks, i'll show you the truth about love.

This is exactly what I Meant in the post I left earlier... *Buyer Beware*

Opener.. isnt to someone you've known and she knows yer silly.. I say all kinds of off the wall shit to girls I know.. and they know how to take me..

But when we post.. we are posting to guys who have NO IDEA what they are doing out there..

Ya cant have them doin this stupid BS in the field.. its gonna hurt them.. not help them... Unless you have field tested this over and over.. and it is proven effective for you over time.. NOT JUST ONCE or No times.. DO NOT TELL OTHERS TO TRY IT..

Remember the people of this forum.. the ones coming here for help... They are like sponges absorbing anything and everything.. even alot of bad shit...

If they think something is funny.. they might just use it... and if they are new.. they will not be able to calibrate it at all... crash and burn.. get hit.. or the shit kicked out of them by the girl's friends or BF.. Which could turn them off to this whole Idea.. of PUA and they will remain lost because of some bad advice from someone who posted some goofy shit on a forum..

We want this community to be successful.. we want to see its members get the kinds of girls they want to date..

Stuff like this will give the PUA community a bad name..


If you are still learning.. great.. Keep learning.. but obviously you are not ready to teach others.. If you have questions.. eventually someone competent and qualified will answer you fully..


I dont mean to come off too brash or abrasive.. but I would really like to see the advice being posted by the people whom know what they are talking about and will be a great help to the V Card holders and the guys whom just are not Socially Adept...


Thank You


~Genuine

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

I appreciate what you're saying Genuine, and I definitely do agree with you with the majority of what you've just said. A lot of the information giving by people on here is slightly debatable at best, at times.

My post was more to say, "what do you guys think of this? I think it's hilarious!" at no point did I say "THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PICK-UP LINE".

What you're saying is though, that if you aren't a PUA, and you aren't a complete AFC (because I definitely am not, I have a fair amount of success, but I'd be the first to admit that i'm not a PUA) then you have no right to share thoughts and ideas - I don't agree with that concept because there is no middle ground? If I was writing a step-by-step guide to PUA then I'd see your point.

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Behind the lady who dances and the man who madly drinks, i'll show you the truth about love.

Just gotta be careful what ya post because a great deal of the people on here.. Know little to nothing

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

Yeah for real. It's a funny opener but some girls might be creeped out by it if you're alone and not with friends lol

Genuine, people here aren't retarded. They can take care of themselves. They will decide if they are going to use this opener or not. So you don't have to worry about that.

K THX BYE.

I think I am going to go out tomorrow night, and I will be working the next 3 days as a bouncer on a festival, so I'll hopefully run up to some foreign girls that speak English and test this one out.

Splican ~ Yea... good luck with that

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

Thanks

splican21, we alway like having new material but please make sure this stuff has been field tested before posting.

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"J, I guess yer so amazing in bed you send the girls into a transcendent state where they realize their own mortality and are shaken by the realization that their presence bears little impact on the universe, or they just realized they hate you"
-DJ_Z