i was testing some material i came up with on this one girl.. anyways heres how it went down.
me: if i texted you to say "hi"... would you still try to sell me triple bronzer?
her: hahahaha whaaat?
me: youve always been a pushy salesperson... pretty sure you could sale ice to an eskimo... and by "sale" i mean make him buy.
her: hahaha i am not! I'm just a good sales woman

me: Suree sure (thats why they fired you)
her: they begged me to stay

me: rite, was that before or after you tried to sale the eskimo man a slab of ice? P.s. can you keep a secret?
her: Oh shush, and yes i can

you: are you sure? can i trust you? wanna hear a secret?
her: yeap
me: im planning to throw my cat a surprise birthday party. hes got cat friends who he plays with, but they cant really play along with the surprise cuz theyre not human, so i need help organizing

her: ahahahahahhahaha! i just died! I'll help youuuu
me: awesome! im going shopping soon, could use your extensive fashion knowledge... just heard guess got their fall collection of cat accesories.
her: hahahahahahha that made my day, okay sir

NEXT DAY
me: heya shawty, they gave the weekend off at the bowling alley (callback humor), so lets be spontaneous & meet up weekend.. deal?
NO RESPONSE TILL NEXT MORNING
her: ahaha sorry i replied so late! hows the planning going?
me: im sorry who is this?
her: [her name]
me: im just teasing kiddo, even tho youre the 2nd slowest person after the legless tortoise, its all good, i just checked my phone
her: ahaha i was like um...ouch? haha
me: now that we're back on speaking terms, come shop(lift)ing sat. else we're breaking up for real! & im not taking u back this time
NO RESPONSE..... ive dealt with flakes before, but that was earlier.. wheres the flaw in my game? i thought i ran solid txt (although im still waiting for a response)... that said whats the best thing to do in this sitch?
helpp?
