me and my wing started the maury opener:
(This one is used to wing your buddy, especially if he's in a two-set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied. "Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Maury show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him he's got an admirer, but he won't find out whom until he's live on the set. So maybe it'll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be a guy. What would you do if you were him?" )

and it did not go well at all...

first the 2 set diddnt even buy it, and tought we were blowing smoke out of our ass, then they said that even if it were tru, they diddnt give two shits about the maury show...finally they questioned why we were approaching people in bars asking such questions...

i threw a couple negs in like "is this how she always is? how do u guys roll with her..." but they were unresponsive to the negs. eventually they just walked out of the conversation...

what went wrong??

I wouldn't specify the show, could make it seem more beleivable

how was your confidence, how was your eye contact... body language.. tonality. did it sound congruent or scripted. Remember, speak with your body, not your mouth.

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