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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:32 am 
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Fellow PUA's,

I have recently come across a dilemma that prevents me from furthering my game and closing, and it is none other then (what I consider a rival to the game) The Gay Man.

Now I have about three close gay friends, I often go clubbing with. The problem arose on the weekend just gone, when I was sarging about a night club one of my friends came up to the group.

Now is should be noted this particular friend is the Queen Fag, the bitchiest, most fashionably, fun loving, feminine fag I have ever known. The conversation progressed as follows;

[PUA] *approaching group of 2 HB's* Hey do you guys like cabbage?
[HB7] Haha What??
[PUA] Cabbage you know, that stuff that grows in a ball and your mum always makes you eat it
[HB8] I Hate Cabbage!!
[PUA] *Turning to HB8* That's Nice *Turns Away*
[FAG] *Walks up to group* HEY LADIES!!! (In the gayest voice possible)
[HB7] HEEEEYYYY *laughs*
[FAG] OMG (he actually said "oh-em-ge") Did you girls see how hot that guy was over there *points in direction to AMOG*

... Yadda Yadda Yaaa result was PUA left to wither in his own failure ...

In my opinion the Gay male is 100% more dangerous than the AMOG, AMOG's can be easily neutralized. Women seem to be attracted to gay guys, It might be the mystery of the whole gay culture, it might be that because he is gay the girls feel so much more comfortable with him.. I don't know.. All I do know is I'm sick of my chances being ruined by Fags approaching the group.

Don't get me wrong now, I don't dislike Homosexuals, I too sometimes prefer gay guys as friends over other women or guys. It just seems that when in a group gays get all the attention, no matter what you do nothing can stop them from draining all the attention from the group. This particular guy makes out with girls non-stop, I sometimes question if he is in fact a homo or its just a cover to get HB's.

What I am proposing is a technique for disarming a gay guy, I'm going to start working on some this coming weekend, I will let you all know how it goes. In the meantime I would like to know your suggestions. I'm thinking of simple one liners like;

"Wouldn't it be weird if he turned out not to be gay, how embarrassed would you feel for kissing him"

or

*Whispering in HB's Ear* "You know I've known (Gay's Name) for three years and I seriously have doubts about his Homosexuality"

The latter line would be quite key as it would also possibly invoke trust and give an excuse to get a bit closer to the Target.

Anyways I'm out, Let me all know your suggestions and thoughts on the topic

Cheers
Crim


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:13 am 
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First up, your post made me laugh! "Oh-em-ge"!


It is a valid point you are putting forward. Maybe he's just bi or something. Also, I wouldn't be cock-blocking him if he's your friend just because your jealous. I generally try not to cock-block at all, especially on your friends.

This does prove how effective openers like "If I wasn't gay you'd be so mine" are as your friend is coming in under the radar and getting comfortable, then making his move.

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