Alright, guys, a lot of people have been asking me how I'm so good at fending off amogs or defusing them in the approach. The key to amogs same as any other aspect of game really isnt a pre-rehearsed routine or canned opener, its EXPERIENCE.

What I started doing around a year ago is trying to integrate amogging into my every day life just so I could ensure I'd get the experience I so badly needed when I was out there in the field running game.

One thing I used to do a lot at work is purposefully get coworkers names wrong. This is a really interesting one, if you just start calling some guy 'ed' you'll be surprised at how often AFCs are scared to correct you. Gradually you can push the limits even further.

For instance, I've found if he won't correct you when you get his name wrong, the next step is to start calling him by a really patronizing nickname, something like 'cutey pie' or 'fluffles'. Same principles that work on women basically, if you do it confidently enough, they'll always submit.


Another trick I liked to use when I was working in a bar was to deliberately pretend not to hear someone's order. I'd repeatedly ask them to speak up to test their patience.

Anyway, the reason I'm posting this is that I think I've came up with the ultimate technique to totally shutdown virtually ANY alpha male within a 50 yard proximity: carrying a fucking gun. Now, look - I know what you're thinking. That sounds fucking nuts, right?

Well, before you ask, I recently got into a line of work that requries I have a concealed carry permit. When I went to purchase the weapon it dawned on me that it could come in handy for more than just protection. After browsing the shops selection for what seemed like hours, I went with a springfield 1911 gov model. As you might have guessed, I went with the stainless steel finish and pearl handles(for peacocking).

I used it in the field on that first night. I was at a local dive bar, chatting up with a 8.5 when some jerk bumped into me, nearly spilling my drink in the process. Naturally, I couldn't let this slide, not with this gorgeous brunette watching. I tapped him on the shoulder and he turned around. "Hey," I whispered. "you spilled my drink, little slut."

He gave me this stupid look and sheepishly tried to apologize. I immedietly let him know that sorry wasn't going to cut it and pulled the left side of my jacket back just enough so that he could see my gun, and I smacked him with my free hand. He was crying at this point, begging me to leave him alone. So I did.

Needless to say, I didn't go home alone that night. A few weeks later I used it again, this time at a party out in the woods. When I arrived, a few guys were sitting indian style around a few kegs, scratching their heads in confusion. "What's the problem, boys?" I said in my usual hoarse whisper. They informed that there was something wrong with the kegs and they couldn't get the tap to work.

I noticed a few girls were watching me, no doubt wondering who I was(I wasn't invited to this party. I heard about it through my daughter's friend) so I couldn't pass up the chance to pull a little party trick. Goddamn this gun comes in handy.

I did a little quickdraw move I had been practicing for a few weeks in front of the mirror and shot between the two guys sitting in front of it. The beer flew out; it was a goddamn eruption. The two guys in front of the keg were terrified.

Everyone was freaking the fuck out. I ended up calming them down with a warning shot, though, and the rest of the evening went pretty smoothly.

I couldn't agree more with this, after a while you recognize the same bullshit things that will come up (are you gay? can I kiss her? is she your gf? how do you know this guy? etc) and can use thier attempts to make you look better.

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aka being a douchebag
aka being absolutelly nuts

of course you're gonna amog anyone with this 'technique', this is just being a complete psycho, I wouldnt mess with one, would you?

'calming them down with a warning shot' wtf is this?

not to mention you may fool most of people with it, but there's people around much crazier and badder, one day you will find one, and this 'contest' will just not go well..whats the deal with taking guns to parties? my god.. as for me, I'd call the cops on you

is this for peacock? damn man, whats on your mind? guns aren't toys

You should consider seeing a psychiatrist.

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were you high or something when you wrote this?

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Seconded

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Original post: comedy gold. GOLD, Jerry!

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It's all good, guys. I was like "Drinks are on me." And everyone cheered. Sometimes a cheesy one-liner saves the day. Sometimes you gotta experiment in the field, you know? Either way, I got rid of the gun. I've found a much flasher accessory: a three sectional staff.

One thing i cant stand about pick up is the fact it gives people like that the ability to get laid. Fast forward 5 years and this guy will be in prison or a wife beater.

Most people that are wife beater material soon get bored and quit, as for socially maladjusted columbine types I think it gives them enough social skills to be happy and finally for the great guys who were never taught this stuff as kids it gives them the chance to show people who they are.

Your statement is like saying I hate guns because murderers use them.

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Oh, man. That was an excellent laugh.

WTF? you can't be serious

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I'm a pioneer, guys. I go out into the field and test the methods the other guys are afraid to test. I think of myself like those test pilots.

Are you out of your mind? You threatened a guy with a gun because he accidentally spilt your drink!!!! A drunk....making a mistake....and you threatened his life!

Then you come out of the woods...bust into a random ass party...shoot the fucking keg...and to 'calm them down' you shoot another round in the air!!!

What is wrong with your head???!!?!

I wouldn't worry about any sort of PUA material...especially trying to give other people advice...until you get into and then out of a straight jacket...without threatening people with a gun!!!

To top it all off you had to hear about it from your daughter!!! Wow...dude, seriously!! Get a life!

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BOATS AND HOES!!!

What worries me most is the fact that this guy's got a daughter. No offence dude, but you might be pushing some boundaries of normal social interaction here.