I'm just wondering what to say to this.
If I say something like oh "you guys are cool so i'm going to give you this one present. i'm going to give you, slight pause. a paris hilton, slight pause. chiwawah carrier, but then im going to take it away im going to put it on my shoulder im going to put u guys in it" -credit mehow
And one of them says "are you saying I look like a dog?"
and then you say "no"
then they say "then why did you say that"

that's just a context for my question but I'm just wondering if you are confronted with something like that which I guess is a shit test what are you suppose to say because I would totally draw a blank and I could see myself losing the set there.

Easy solution - don't use other peoples stuff. Especially stuff which leaves you wide open to shit tests you can't deal with. You said it because they're cute, so tell them that. It's not rocket science.

I didn't know that the point behind the chiwawah thing was because they are cute. go figure

as far as the "why are u telling me this" contengency (and all other replies like it like "whats the point of this story") I am still unclear about it because in all pick up material including your own I can still see this comming up. Hey guys I was in the bus today and... "why are u telling us this" I remember style said you have to root your routines maybe thats the answer. Actually I think it is.

Well, be honest. Always works for me.

"I dunno, I just wanted to come talk to you guys cos I thought you looked cool."