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Well I'd say that you beat your meat when the urge strikes. Especially before you go out sarging.
Hasn't anybody seen There's Something About Mary?
If not, let me give a little transcript:
Ted: I don't know Dom. I don't feel good. I feel nervous. I really feel nervous
Dom: Oh come on relax. You been to the cash machine?
Ted: Yeah
Dom: Car clean?
Ted: Uh huh
Dom: Plenty of gas?
Ted: Uh huh
Dom: Um breath how's your breath?
Ted: It's fine I had some altoids.
Dom: Alright I think you're all set. So just go clean the pipes and lets go.
Ted: Huh?
Dom: You know clean the pipes.
Ted: What do you mean clean the pipes?
Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous.
Dom: Look, after you've had sex with a girl and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous?
Ted: No
Dom: No no you're not. Why?
Ted: Because I'm tired.
Dom: Wrong! It's cause you ain't got the baby batter in the brain anymore. That stuff will fuck your head up! Look, the most honest moment in a mans life are the few minutes after he's blown his load. Now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid you're actually thinking like a girl and girls love that.
Ted: Holy shit! I've been going out with a loaded gun.
Dom: People get hurt that way.
So, yes... do it. Gets rid of the jitters, and frees your mind. It'll help you focus on your game, the routines, and your confidence.
If at any moment of the day I feel most confident, it's right after pounding the pud.
MY POST CONTAINS THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY SPOILERS!
Dom was also trying to ruin Ted's chances with Mary because she was his Ex if I remember correctly. I don't know if Dom knew Mary was Ted's date at that point in the movie though so he might not have had a reason to be deceptive.
Have you people forgotten that it is MOVIES AND PARENTS THAT TURN US INTO AFC'S?!?
i will bet money that if you watch one of those sappy love movies and do the shit that the guy does in it to "get the girl" you'll get hit with LJBF quicker than you can even think about number closing. Girls arent interested in guys that think like they do cause if your not some what sexually aggressive how are you gonna have sex with her? Shes going to "accidently" fall on your dick when the both of you get back to your place?
Beating it is the worse thing you can do before a date. why? cause you hand can stimulate the nerves in your dick better than her pussy can. you can freely adjust how tight and fast you want with your hand which is why it'll be harder to "get off" if you have sex with her esp since most likely you'll be using a condom where you cant feel as much. Also it wont matter much to you if you go home and fuck this chick CAUSE YOU ALREADY RELIEVED YOUR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION.
IMO going out to get laid while low on semen is like going out to war while low on ammo. your pretty much fighting a losing battle