so far only bots have responded but im bored right now so i figured i'd say different stuff to random girls and see what kind of responses i get...

canned opener taken from another thread:
hi, im short, fat, bald, broke, boring, and have no self esteem...wanna marry me?

page specific openers (take something from what they type and make a unique opener for the individual):
hi...

hmm...maybe i shouldnt have taken what your craigslist page said so literally...
(kind of a blow off one because she doesnt look appealing to me but her short ass profile at the end said to "just say hi")

AND

On our dream date, i would pick my date up in my el camino proceeded by a romantic dinner at long john silvers where we wouldn't talk much because im boring and have no interests or goals...I think im what every woman dreams of, what do you think?
(she wrong a little thing in hers about what she would do with her match on her dream date so i did the same thing in my email but it's obviously bs)

MOSTLY JUST STUPID BOTS RESPONDING SO FAR

yeah lots of bots..

Why are you insisting on DLV of yourself?

how am i DLVing? none of that stuff has anything to do with me at all...it's just obvious made up crap and they usually laugh at it. making a girl laugh is a good thing. Every other guy will message "hi you look really pretty in your picture we should chat" and get no response...so really...i'd like to know how am i DLVing?