This girl I know texted me asking if I can get her Viagra. This is how it went:

Girl: "Can you get me some viagra? For a third party, obviously."

Me: "LLLOOOLLL!!! Are you really asking me for viagra?! Now I've seen it all! No, I don't know any droug smugglers. But now you gotta tell me why you need it... "

Girl: "Need to bring something back to life LOOOOL"

Now, I am not competing with a guy who can't get it up. Competing includes a possibility of losing, and if my oponent can't get it up it's pretty much won...
Was this some kind of shit test? Was she checking if I am secure about my ability and fishing for some AFC response, like "I don't need it!"? How did I do?

I am not exactly a noob, but this girl has the ability to throw me off balance...

You could have teased the shit out of her, like "Wow, you are a shemale, aren't you" or "And I thought that was the cellphone in your pocket" or whatever joke comes to mind... Even some jokes about you using tons of ED pills would do, like "Yeah, let me just FedEx some to you from my stash" or "I am more of a Levitra guy myself" and if you think she can handle it, some jokes about her attractiveness, like "You should learn to shake that ass girl, not feed your man pills and shit" or "did your sugar daddy run out of them blue pills?"

when you respond like you did, you are turning her question into a legit one... but the answer was quite all right...

Lotta guys use Viagra thinking it'll make them harder. It's just a question and if you treat it as such without personalizing it it wouldn't matter if it ended up being a shit test or not/

I would assume it is a shit test by default, but who knows. I would have replied something like "No, my cock stays hard for hours so I wouldn't use that shit." And leave it at that. Don't question her, dont probe, dont accommodate her stupid question as it was inappropriate in this situation.

A joke would have been better, but when I feel I am being shit-tested I always give quick answers, thinking that if I tahe too long it will look as if I have to think about a proper answer. But still, could have been worse.

Thanks for the input.

Personally, I would loose interest in her after such a comment (for real, not pretended). Either she is socially incompetent (aka "stupid") or mean. Neither works for me. I wouldn't answer her at all. There are better girls.

So she's sleeping with a guy who needed Viagra. Jeez, not everything is a shit test. If she had asked to borrow a condom would you be thinking it over while she's fucking? By your words it's a girl you "know"...sometimes people want weird stuff. The only person who is alpha is the guy fucking her. If it's not you by now it doesn't matter.

This girl may be seeking ViaGra for her boyfriend who has a weak erection. Maybe she wants to try ViaGra herself. SInce ViaGra improves blood flow, it can definitely make her clitoris harder.
Anyway, if you doubt whether she is a ladyboy or a real woman, you should read this article 5 Ways To Identify a Ladyboy