OK - this is something new I'm working on... I had a girl over for the whole night (until 3 PM the next day actually) but I couldn't f close because she had her period... (I could see on her skin that it wasn't bullshit). She is a professional dancer so it SUCKED, her body is a 10 (face ~7.5)

Anyway....

I now tell girls about an ancient Chinese practice called "The Period of Peace" (it's all bullshit I made up) - basically this is a Buddhist ritual that goes back 3000 years in which a couple in a relationship (any type of relationship) do not meet or talk 3 days before and during the girls period.

It is called "The Period of Peace" because instead of fighting with each other, something which often happens during the girls period, the couple uses this time to reflect on the relationship and to miss each other, to ensure that the relationship doesn't die out too early and to amplify sexual attraction (or some bullshit like that - work in progress).

It was a secret ritual used only by Chinese royalty up until 200 years ago, it is very popular in the East but it is now making its way to the West too. (bullshit, bullshit and more bullshit)

If you can get the girl to buy into this you basically get a FREE PASS to not meet her during this time which is AWESOME because you are going to save yourself the time in which you can't have sex with the chick + lets face it - girls during their period are little MONSTERS and should be avoided. Anyone whose been in a LTR will know what I'm talking about.

When the time comes and she has her period you can say "oh.. you know, lets try this Period of Peace thing, I'm really curious to see if it works" or "you know, I'm really serious about my Buddhist beliefs, so lets talk next week, OK baby? I'm gonna miss you!"

Then you call up your wing and go out sarging

$$$

If I'm ever in a LTR again - this is going to be my #1 rule.

So...you lie your ass off? Sorry man, but I take a pretty hard stance on lying to a girl. That being said, I will admit that I am a freak of nature who has actually fucked a girl who was on her period. So if you'd like to question that stance, by all means, but I'd also like to not talk about that night ever again. Just weird...

Its not lying it's flirting

that's also an orthodox jewish tradition.

the men and women separate during that time.

no touching, no contact

seems to work pretty well, for the exactly the reason you stated, reflection, appreciation, time apart.

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Haha... I TOTALLY forgot about it, and I AM JEWISH!

Now I don't have to lie

Thanks Mack!

I got my red-wings as well...it is strange...but fuck lying. You shouldn't have to if you got good enough game.

IMHO only reason women dont sleep with men when they are on their period is because of the misconception that men dont like it, some do some dont, I certainly dont give a shit, had one two weeks ago on sat like that, told her I didnt give a shit and she was shocked!

She was also very easy to make squirt compared to others couple that with having sex repeatedly over a nut aching 12 hour period = freaking my house mates out when showing the sheets to them on the way to the washing machine and then having to wash my egyption cotton sheets 2 times @ 90'c lol.

Yak....

The comments about not lying are ridiculous... what happened to "the world is my playground" "the world is my social lab" etc? This is not some lie where someone is getting hurt (which I would never do), it's just a fun routine that actually makes a lot of sense for about 10 different reasons...........

come on people.....

I'm pretty okay with my girl when she's on her period. I know she's more sensitive and emotional at those times so I pay more attention to her. We sometimes even have sex it's not a big deal just put a damn towel under you and wash it immediately with COLD water after you're done because it dries pretty fast and it will be almost impossible to clean it after that.

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I´ve never had problems with girls on their period. Maybe you're the problem if you need to make up a story in order to avoid them

I told my new fuckbuddy when we was hanging out
"idont care for your job or period problems leave those problem in job house etc
i dont bring to you my work problems okayyy" problem solved

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Well, the last few girls I've been with were totally normal during their periods, no big problem....

But my ex... oh Jesus, my ex.... It was living HELL. It went something like this:

me: "Can you pass me the ketchup please?"

ex: "CAN I PASS THE KETCHUP? TAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING KETCHUP - FUCK YOU! YOU ASK ME TO PASS YOU THE KETCHUP BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANY MORE! I KNOW YOU DON'T! FUCK! WHO SENT YOU A TEXT MESSAGE YESTERDAY? AH, YOUR FATHER??? RIGHT!! I AM SURE ITS THAT BITCH WHO YOU SAID HELLO IN THE STREET TO THE OTHER DAY! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOUR KETCHUP!!!!"

4 days later:

"Honey I AM SO SO SORRY... you know, it was because of my period... I'm a little sensitive during my period... "

Next month - the exact same thing.

Times 9 years.

Sounds more like mentally unstable to me to be frank. I'm not a doctor, but it sounds very unlikely to me that it's normal to react to hormones that radically.