This isn't so much a questions as a statement. I live in Baltimore, so there is a chance the same PUA I saw last night will be lurking here.

Seriously---if your Father never told you, I am going to.

I was on a date, heard the guy one table over running routines on his date--which is fine, but my eyes watered and I nearly changed tables because he had wwwwayyyyy too much cologne on.

A woman's sense of smell is actually a little better than ours. Plus her nerve endings are clustered together tighter because her nose is smaller.

As a rule, only put enough on so that she catches it in the breeze or when she is leaning into you. Put a little behind your ears, on your chest and neck and a couple dabs on your wrist. That's it. Nothing more.

And for the Charm City PUA---lay off the ESP routines, everyone's heard em. canned material is fun...but only in small doses.