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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:01 pm 
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Hey, so I've found in pregame situations its a great time to establish being the Alpha, and I've been doing this with by getting everyone to take a shot to a toast I make (usually a small core group of friends and I pregame with a bunch of random girls).

Some toasts I've used:

- Heres to having 99 problems that are all bitches
- To our children, let them have rich fathers and hot mothers
- Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one!
- Life's a beach, heres to playing in the sand
- In this glass contains a frown, lets turn it around.
- To satisfaction via intoxication!

Any got others? And please don't take the ones from the net, I've looked. They aren't very good, or they are too long :P

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