me: Knock Knock
her:Whose there?
me: Theodore
her: theodore who?
me:Theodore wont open
her: i dont get it?
me: theodore (thee-o-door) wont open
her: oh haha i feel like a stupid blonde (reference to an earlier joke)
me: i wouldnt say stupid blonde..i`d say more of a golden retriever

(reference^)
her:Blah blah blah!!! -___-
me: since the front door is stuck.. how about i go through the back door

?
her:No(:
me:i promise i wont slam the door when i go in
her: How about you crawl through the top window
me: then i guess i better take my time from the bottom to the top
her: Yes you should !
me: i`ll be firm yet gentle when i reach the top to get inside
her:You bettter >:D Its a fragile house.
me: your right.. after all im a big strong man trying to get into such a fragile,delicate house
her: Yes yes you are

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