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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:45 pm 
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I should really start keeping a field report, but in this case, I need a critique and feel free to be brutal

Once and only once have I ever successfully picked up a lesbian. It is extremely difficult, but can be done, however---I am not sure what to think about what just happened. This is also the only time I have ever reopened a set after it's been closed.

This little nerd-chic type girl works at a nameless pet store. Sexy. Damn sexy. I had been in there to buy fish before, and she helped but I didn't run game. Weeks later, I need new fish. So I go in there today, and track her down and the game is on.

I started with a standard opener, nothing special. Then went into my sunglasses routine (check routines, "Great day game opener") and then told her how I needed to make my tank better looking since I had girls over(the fish tank) and it added a sense of ambiance. I am a writer so I naturally study everyone I meet and I was getting some serious IOI from her (which I found strange since I later find out she's a lesbian). As it went along I did the twelve year old type shit, calling her out, and then the "Number between 1 and 10" compliance kino routine. I literally watched her get flush and her pupils dilate by 2/3's. Lots of flirty shit. Puppy dog look even. I definitely hooked her.

I leave (I know...shouldn't have) she bolts outside to get carts and smiles looking in my direction. But I stay in my car, she comes back out... so I say what the hell and go after here.

I get back inside, tell her my fish bag was leaking and that I need a new one (the only way to reopen I could think of). So we go back. I run a little more game while I am waiting and then I asked her for her number(this was the only time I asked for hers), and she said she was gay. I think well, shit. But, like I've said I've pulled this before. So she says "I am gay" and looks a little embarrassed, so I say, "That's no crime" and she asks for my number so I tell her, "Perfect, you can be my wing, we can help each other pickup women but, I don't give my number out, had some serious nut case women after me, so why don't we each give our number" she refuses and asks for mine (2nd time) she said she had some stalkers and didn't feel comfortable blah blah, at this point I wasn't gaming her and gave it to her....in retrospect I should have just walked out and not given the digits. But whatever.....thoughts? Impressions? Critique. It so weird to get so much IOI and even compliance, but not have it work...maybe she was lying about being a lesbian, I didn't sense any dishonesty....


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Watched an episode of "Manswers" that said the best way to get with a lesbian was to get a hold of some pregnant womans urine and use it as cologne.


Could work, but I'll leave that for you to try and find out.

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[quote="Tom_"Maybe""]Watched an episode of "Manswers" that said the best way to get with a lesbian was to get a hold of some pregnant womans urine and use it as cologne.


Could work, but I'll leave that for you to try and find out.[/quote]

Outstanding.


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[quote="Tom_"Maybe""]Watched an episode of "Manswers" that said the best way to get with a lesbian was to get a hold of some pregnant womans urine and use it as cologne.


Could work, but I'll leave that for you to try and find out.[/quote]

I might sound stupid to ask, but would that actually work?


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What the fuck dude. Why would you care if this works. Really? You would wear urine from pregnant women as a cologne to hookup with a girl?

For fucks sake.


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What the fuck dude. Why would you care if this works. Really? You would wear urine from pregnant women as a cologne to hookup with a girl?

For fucks sake.
Crazier things have happened.

A few years back wearing a fur coat and feather boas and goggles just to get women's attention would've got the same response too and then, we had Mystery.

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The real question is why would you need to go after lesbians to wear pregnant womens urine?????

think about it ;)


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The real question is why would you need to go after lesbians to wear pregnant womens urine?????

think about it ;)
Amazing. You're amazing.
Anywhooz, i'm wondering why she didn't say she was a lesbian while you were flirting with her. i'm sure you can understand her hesitation to give you her number. nobody wants to be stalked! or called by a maniac. i think you did a good thing. this way she'll call you when she and her "friend" are looking for some fun. . .

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Maybe saying "I'm gay" is the new "I have a boyfriend".

"I have a boyfriend" is kinda becoming canned line for rejecting people.

I have a feeling soon after "I'm gay" gets over used, it'll be "I'm underage" or "I'm 17" or something.


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I know a guy from my college years that got the "I'm gay" line, ended up with a boyfriend a few months later. . .that was funny. . .

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Just thought of a response, "You're gay? So am I! I'm a terrible homosexual though, I only fuck women. . .Here, *pull out phone* put your number in. I want lessons from an expert."

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this thread is so full of epic winning

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What's another good way to game a lesbian, or in my case, 2 lesbians. One of whom used to be my girlfriend...


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What's another good way to game a lesbian, or in my case, 2 lesbians. One of whom used to be my girlfriend...
you could try the desperate approach...

just call and tell her you can't get any pussy, and you will behave real well, if her and her girlfriend come dyke it out in front of you, then once they get going, just jump in...cock first

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What's another good way to game a lesbian, or in my case, 2 lesbians. One of whom used to be my girlfriend...
you could try the desperate approach...

just call and tell her you can't get any pussy, and you will behave real well, if her and her girlfriend come dyke it out in front of you, then once they get going, just jump in...cock first
She says she's 100 % lesbian but I disagree from reading her body language etc. Hmm we'll see!! :P Maybe if I rub some pregnancy piss on me...


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