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| DanConnolly | PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:53 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:44 am Posts: 4 Location: England/India | | Last year I went out with a housemate to a club, a completley spontaneous mid-week night out. It was crap, practically empty but for some reason we stayed. I didn't know anyone except this housemate but ended up talking to some girls there. I was still at Uni at this point and had an early presentation to do the next day so didn't want to get drunk at all. I shamelessly got singles while everyone else was buying doubles.
So yeah, ended up with this girl, my housemate (female) had gone off with this friend of hers. All of her friends were cheering us on. Ended up making out and then she said we should go back to mine, so we did. She hadn't been drinking much either; neither of us were exactly sober but not too bad.
Neither of us had protection so no sex was going to happen. I'm still a virgin and this was my first major sexual experience, up till then I'd just kissed a few girls and a bit of touching but nothing more.
So we were fooling around and then she started giving me head. I was always worried that I would come in about a second during my first experience. Had the opposite problem. It really wasn't pleasant. It was so painful, like she was trying to pull it off or something. In the end I just couldn't come and had to fake it. It was painful for the next few days as well and had to walk like John Wayne for a bit.
Anyone else had this problem? I can't imagine it's even remotely normal, was it just her technique? She obviously realised that it was hurting and said that I might have an STD, which I 100% certainly don't. Any advice?
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| 0uch | PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:00 am | |
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:36 pm Posts: 1253 | | If she used a lot of teeth, then is might hard for a day or 2. But for me, it was never bad enough to change my walk or for me to complain about.
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| Solteris | PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:00 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot | Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:41 am Posts: 440 | | Bad head is bad. /thread _________________ A Tru nigga
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| DanConnolly | PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:05 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:44 am Posts: 4 Location: England/India | | It wasn't even a lot of teeth. It was just violent...
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| Mack 2.0 | PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:09 am | |
| Offline | | PUA Forum Leader |  | Joined: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:05 pm Posts: 2702 | | damn, dude.
sounds like she was trying to get every last drop.
she gets an A for enthusiasm.
but an F for technique.
shoulda just jerked a load in her eye. _________________ what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!
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| kastle | PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:00 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Sat May 21, 2011 5:09 am Posts: 89 | | i had a girl who's mom was a jeweler.. so this girl always had rings on.
we've always flirted back and forth for a while and things finally got sexual at a hispanic party that we were both invited to..
long story short.. we're in her parents place.. she has the whole 2nd floor to herself, we are in her room and she starts to give me head.
at first it was good because she barely used her hands, and then she just went crazy fast, as if someone turned on a blender. those rings were diging into my skin.. it felt good but it hurt. i didnt want to tell her to stop but she had to before she caught a case for murdering me.
i made it through that ordeal but it was torture.. _________________ It's Always Forward Im Moving, Never Backwards!
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| Kalel | PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:22 pm | |
| Offline | | PUA Forum Leader |  | Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:30 am Posts: 810 | | I'm just curious. How did you fake it? Because you said you had no protection and you were getting head.
Also, you might have been too hard. If your penis was too filled with blood, to the point that all the glans are stretched to their max, it would be painful no matter what was happening. Was it painful in the penis itself, or like at it's base where the tendons and stuff connect.
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| Aladdin | PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:07 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:43 am Posts: 20 | | LMAO. This was pretty hilarious especially the part about you faking it... I'm just really curious though, How could you possibly fake it?
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| skills360 | PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:59 pm | |
| Offline | | The name of the mothefucking game |  | Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:31 pm Posts: 4210 Website: http://www.dancefloorseduction.com Location: South Florida | | how can you fake the orgasm without a condom??????? Head is awesome the girl did not know what she was doing..When you are getting head is important to communicate what you like and what you do not like, do not be scare to tell a woman what you like with confidence, also to find out what she likes, open communication key in sex... _________________ Learn the proper way to maximize your results in a dancefloor/club environment, check out my blog and youtube channel:
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| Lodewijkp | PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:42 pm | |
| Offline | | PUA Forum Leader |  | Joined: Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:11 pm Posts: 1887 Location: Netherlands | | use lube lol .. olive oil or something _________________ AK-47...When you absolutely positively have to kill every fucking orc in the room
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